Order your one cent Whopper... at McDonald's...

[aaronleland]

It's all garbage.

Are you high? McDonald's is fucking amazing. You buy me McDonald's fries, and I'll let you fuck my sister.

OK, their fries are good. Jim Gaffigan does a great bit on it.

I was just thinking about that bit. I think I've watched it over 100 times. When he says if you reheat McDonald's fries they turn into packing peanuts.

 

[BlackFlag]

Burger King > In n Out

 

[EasyPeasy]

It's all garbage.

Are you high? McDonald's is fucking amazing. You buy me McDonald's fries, and I'll let you fuck my sister.

OK, their fries are good. Jim Gaffigan does a great bit on it.

I was just thinking about that bit. I think I've watched it over 100 times. When he says if you reheat McDonald's fries they turn into packing peanuts.

"Bonus fry, you get your own ketchup packet".

 

[aaronleland]

Why isn't Wendy's in this "burger war"? McDonald's has better burgers, but Wendy's food is overall better. Ever order a chicken salad from Wendy's. They're fucking great.

 

[aaronleland]

It's all garbage.

Are you high? McDonald's is fucking amazing. You buy me McDonald's fries, and I'll let you fuck my sister.

OK, their fries are good. Jim Gaffigan does a great bit on it.

I was just thinking about that bit. I think I've watched it over 100 times. When he says if you reheat McDonald's fries they turn into packing peanuts.

"Bonus fry, you get your own ketchup packet".

"I'm just here to meet a hooker. He should be here any minute now."

 

[EasyPeasy]

Why isn't Wendy's in this "burger war"? McDonald's has better burgers, but Wendy's food is overall better. Ever order a chicken salad from Wendy's. They're fucking great.

Yeah, I had the garden fresh chicken salad or some some such thing... pretty damn good to be honest.

 

[EasyPeasy]

It's all garbage.

Are you high? McDonald's is fucking amazing. You buy me McDonald's fries, and I'll let you fuck my sister.

OK, their fries are good. Jim Gaffigan does a great bit on it.

I was just thinking about that bit. I think I've watched it over 100 times. When he says if you reheat McDonald's fries they turn into packing peanuts.

"Bonus fry, you get your own ketchup packet".

"I'm just here to meet a hooker. He should be here any minute now."

What a great bit... "Well, McDonald's wouldn't want you because you're a dick".

 

[aaronleland]

Burger King > In n Out

In N Out is a West coast thing, isn't it? Is there Arby's on the West coast? Pretty good shit.

 

[BlackFlag]

Burger King > In n Out

In N Out is a West coast thing, isn't it? Is there Arby's on the West coast? Pretty good shit.

I’m east side playa

 

[aaronleland]

Are you high? McDonald's is fucking amazing. You buy me McDonald's fries, and I'll let you fuck my sister.

OK, their fries are good. Jim Gaffigan does a great bit on it.

I was just thinking about that bit. I think I've watched it over 100 times. When he says if you reheat McDonald's fries they turn into packing peanuts.

"Bonus fry, you get your own ketchup packet".

"I'm just here to meet a hooker. He should be here any minute now."

What a great bit... "Well, McDonald's wouldn't want you because you're a dick".

I love how he breaks down how everybody has their own "McDonald's".

"And some people read People magazine. That's McDonald's."

 

[aaronleland]

Burger King > In n Out

In N Out is a West coast thing, isn't it? Is there Arby's on the West coast? Pretty good shit.

I’m east side playa

Where the fuck is there an In N Out on the East coast?

 

[BlackFlag]

Burger King > In n Out

In N Out is a West coast thing, isn't it? Is there Arby's on the West coast? Pretty good shit.

I’m east side playa

Where the fuck is there an In N Out on the East coast?

I just think In n Out is trash. TRASH

 

[Lewdog]

It would be great if McDonald's response was, "Throw a brick through the window of your local Burger King. Free Big Macs for life."

That reminds me of a story I was told a long time ago about a man that got cheated by a business partner. The business owner would keep coming in to open his shop every morning and would have a broken front window. As soon as he'd pay to have it fixed, it would be broken the next day. He thought it might be the ex-partner he ripped off so he said he would pay him the money to get him to stop. When he asked him to stop, he asked why he didn't just take him to court over it. The guy replied, "It was much cheaper to just pay a crack head $5 a day to throw a brick through the window than to pay to file a court case and waste his time... especially when he might not even win the case."

 

[aaronleland]

Did you know Burt Ward's wife used to run Arby's? Yeah. Fuckin' Robin.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Great so you get a cold squashed Whopper delivered to your car.

I still can't believe people eat that shit

Screw you. Fast food is the best thing God ever created. God created pussy and fast food. Everything else was an afterthought.

No!

Porn and Prostitution is the greatest things God created... Fast Food is the worst damn thing!

 

[eagle1462010]

Why isn't Wendy's in this "burger war"? McDonald's has better burgers, but Wendy's food is overall better. Ever order a chicken salad from Wendy's. They're fucking great.

I like their chilli

 

[Muhammed]

It's all garbage.

Are you high? McDonald's is fucking amazing. You buy me McDonald's fries, and I'll let you fuck my sister.

I'm certainly not surprised that you just admitted to pimping out your own sister.

 

[xyz]

Burger King Is Giving Out Whoppers for 1 Cent… at ‘McDonald’s’

Burger King is giving away (almost) free Whoppers on Tuesday, but instead of pulling up in one of its royal drive-thrus, you’ll have to go to a McDonald’s to get it first. No, this isn’t a hunger-induced mirage.

Here’s the deal: The fast food chain is celebrating its newly revamped mobile app by serving up Whoppers for just one cent each as part of what’s dubbed the “Whopper Detour.” The catch is that you have to use the app to order your one-cent Whopper while in the immediate vicinity of a McDonald’s restaurant. Clever, huh? The way it works is simple, even if you’re not well-versed in cheeseburger tech.

Burger King geofenced McDonald’s locations all across the country, so when you open the Burger King app close enough to one of Mickey D’s decidedly Whopper-free eateries during the promotion, the app will unlock the one-cent Whopper deal. After you place your order, you’ll be “detoured” away from McDonald’s to the nearest Burger King to pick up your penny prize.

What assholes.

When I first started reading this I was thinking it was a different kind of whopper, like some phone scam.

 

[B. Kidd]

Go To MacDonalds, order a shake, then order your one cent whopper. Then leave Burger King to pick up your large fry for $1 at Wendy's.

Man, you are a fast food maniac!

 

[Lewdog]

Go To MacDonalds, order a shake, then order your one cent whopper. Then leave Burger King to pick up your large fry for $1 at Wendy's.

Man, you are a fast food maniac!

No I just said that because they would already be at MacDonalds so why not buy something there? Then they would get a Whopper for a penny... and finally Wendy's is running a deal where you can get any size fry for $1.