g5000
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Some of these strike a little too close to the truth:
Q: Who is celebrating the pardons?
A: All the nonviolent marijuana offenders who no longer have to share their cells with insurrectionists.
Q: Do the pardons include the leader of the Proud Boys, the man who assaulted a police officer with a metal bat, the man who pepper sprayed—?
A: We’re going to stop you right there. Yes.
Q: Is anyone still guilty?
A: Nancy Pelosi will be arrested for entering Nancy Pelosi’s office.
Q: How can I get a pardon?
A: Send Trump a photo of yourself bludgeoning a cop with a fire extinguisher.
Q: But didn’t Biden pardon his own family members?
A: Nice pivot!
Q: What happened to the rioter who wore the “Camp Auschwitz” T-shirt?
A: He’s currently leading polls for the open seat on your child’s school board.
Q: What about Ashli Babbitt?
A: She’s alive again.
Q: Is this a dark omen of more violence to come?
A: Don’t worry about it! Deal Or No Deal Island is on.
Q: What’s next for the freed insurrectionists?
A: Returning to prison on domestic violence charges within six to eight months.
Q: Who is celebrating the pardons?
A: All the nonviolent marijuana offenders who no longer have to share their cells with insurrectionists.
Q: Do the pardons include the leader of the Proud Boys, the man who assaulted a police officer with a metal bat, the man who pepper sprayed—?
A: We’re going to stop you right there. Yes.
Q: Is anyone still guilty?
A: Nancy Pelosi will be arrested for entering Nancy Pelosi’s office.
Q: How can I get a pardon?
A: Send Trump a photo of yourself bludgeoning a cop with a fire extinguisher.
Q: But didn’t Biden pardon his own family members?
A: Nice pivot!
Q: What happened to the rioter who wore the “Camp Auschwitz” T-shirt?
A: He’s currently leading polls for the open seat on your child’s school board.
Q: What about Ashli Babbitt?
A: She’s alive again.
Q: Is this a dark omen of more violence to come?
A: Don’t worry about it! Deal Or No Deal Island is on.
Q: What’s next for the freed insurrectionists?
A: Returning to prison on domestic violence charges within six to eight months.