justoffal
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One year from now in Minneapolis….
Greg: Ring…ring…ring Hello this is Greg…I need to talk to the new public safety impresario.
Impresario: Hello? Yes….can I help you Greg?
Greg: Yes, at first I called 911 but I ended up with this line instead.
Impresario: That’s right Greg….we no longer need police officers we have a new Public Safety bureau now! Isn’t it great?
Greg….. silence…
Impresario: Greg…are you there?
Greg : Um, yeah…OK…well look my neighbor Leon just came over and took my new Weber Grill out of my back yard and he won’t give it back.
Impresario: Yes…and?
Greg: Well I want it back….that’s stealing and it’s wrong!
Impresario: Now listen carefully Greg…simply explain to Leon
That it belongs to you.
Greg: I Tried that already.
Impresario: What happened?
Greg: He punched me
Impresario: Hmmm…….
Greg: Hello? Impresario are you there?
Impresario: Oh…..yes…I’m here.
Greg: So what’s next?
Impresario: Well you might try offering him something for it.
Greg: I did that
Impresario: What happened?
Greg: He punched me again.
Impresario: Well we’re not supposed to say this but just between you and me why don’t you punch him back?
Greg: I’m five foot two 135 pounds, Leon is six foot four 280 pounds…my punching him back is not a part of the plan dude.
Impresario: Well let me check my Public safety manual and get back to you Greg.
Greg: Aren’t you going to come out or something?
Impresario: Good god no! Leon sounds well…dangerous. Look Greg…I’m an Impresario not a thug!
Greg: DUH! So now what?
Impresario: Well I definitely recommend staying away from him.
Greg: Yeah….I got that part figured out already you dumbass.
Impresario: I’m going to have to hang up now Greg…we are not allowed to tolerate any abusive speech from citizens. You will be receiving a fine in the mail for that indiscretion....click....buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Greg: Ring…ring…ring Hello this is Greg…I need to talk to the new public safety impresario.
Impresario: Hello? Yes….can I help you Greg?
Greg: Yes, at first I called 911 but I ended up with this line instead.
Impresario: That’s right Greg….we no longer need police officers we have a new Public Safety bureau now! Isn’t it great?
Greg….. silence…
Impresario: Greg…are you there?
Greg : Um, yeah…OK…well look my neighbor Leon just came over and took my new Weber Grill out of my back yard and he won’t give it back.
Impresario: Yes…and?
Greg: Well I want it back….that’s stealing and it’s wrong!
Impresario: Now listen carefully Greg…simply explain to Leon
That it belongs to you.
Greg: I Tried that already.
Impresario: What happened?
Greg: He punched me
Impresario: Hmmm…….
Greg: Hello? Impresario are you there?
Impresario: Oh…..yes…I’m here.
Greg: So what’s next?
Impresario: Well you might try offering him something for it.
Greg: I did that
Impresario: What happened?
Greg: He punched me again.
Impresario: Well we’re not supposed to say this but just between you and me why don’t you punch him back?
Greg: I’m five foot two 135 pounds, Leon is six foot four 280 pounds…my punching him back is not a part of the plan dude.
Impresario: Well let me check my Public safety manual and get back to you Greg.
Greg: Aren’t you going to come out or something?
Impresario: Good god no! Leon sounds well…dangerous. Look Greg…I’m an Impresario not a thug!
Greg: DUH! So now what?
Impresario: Well I definitely recommend staying away from him.
Greg: Yeah….I got that part figured out already you dumbass.
Impresario: I’m going to have to hang up now Greg…we are not allowed to tolerate any abusive speech from citizens. You will be receiving a fine in the mail for that indiscretion....click....buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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