S
Sabir
Guest
PAYMENT IN FULL REQUESTED
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night
with her for £500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did
not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a
check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT".
On the way to his office he regretted what he had promised, deciding
that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he had his secretary
send a check for £250 and enclosed the following note:
Dear Madam,
Enclosed find check in the amount of £250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented
the apartment I was under the impression that:
1) It had never been occupied.
2) That there was plenty of heat.
3) That it was small enough to make me cozy and feel at home.
Last night, however, I found it had been previously occupied, that
there was no heat, and it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check
for £250 with the following note:
Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is
heat if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is, indeed, of regular size, but
if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the
landlady!
Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present
landlady.
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night
with her for £500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did
not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a
check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT".
On the way to his office he regretted what he had promised, deciding
that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he had his secretary
send a check for £250 and enclosed the following note:
Dear Madam,
Enclosed find check in the amount of £250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented
the apartment I was under the impression that:
1) It had never been occupied.
2) That there was plenty of heat.
3) That it was small enough to make me cozy and feel at home.
Last night, however, I found it had been previously occupied, that
there was no heat, and it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check
for £250 with the following note:
Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is
heat if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is, indeed, of regular size, but
if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the
landlady!
Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present
landlady.
