happy slapping
Pastime of intellectually-challenged youngsters from the 'street'. In
large groups, they wander the realms of public transport, slapping the faces of unsuspecting members of the public and recording it for posterity on their camera-phones to show to their mates at 'skool'. They are
usually black in colour, and under the delusion that they are the miniature
London version of the US rapper 50 cent. Laughingly calling themselves G-Unit, or Terror Squad, they
pounce without warning.
Try to arm yourself in anticipation of such an attack while travelling on any
kind ofpublic transport, and if you are unfortunate enough to be targeted by these
ignorant morons, try and
kill at least one of them in order to cleanse the human race.