No.
You take the entire Bible seriously.
But you apply insight and intelligence in understanding the guidance provided.
What a completely derelict and really nonsensical comment. So, you take the bibles seriously, just not too seriously to believe what is actually written.
Those whose abilities are limited to subjective interpretation fail to present a convincing argument.
The only way to evaluate the veracity of an ideology is to examine the core documents of that ideology. Applying external standards does mean that we ignore the very document(s) upon which the ideology is based. Which words are gospel and which words are not? Does this relate to specific paragraphs as well? Can one paragraph be gospel, the next not, the next two yes, the rest no? What is the standard by which this is judged? According to you, there is no standard, just subjective interpretation.
I think you should be able to see the absurdity of such a position but it really is the underlying context of your approach. Sure, you can pick and choose whatever you want, and think you are right -- but you have no baseline by which to assess whether or not your interpretation is correct.
And that means your moral and ethical foundation is, by definition, on tenuous ground.
The good revisionist creates for her/himself a genuinely unsolvable dilemma. He/she claims there is a source material that lays out the belief system. He/she claims this source material has a level of functionality that supports that belief system as well. He/she further asserts that unless the "author" of that support system (a god or god(s)) endowed one with some special knowledge (knowledge that cant be shared in a meaningful way), one cannot understand that support system as laid out and supported by the source material.
The theist then further complicates matters by suggesting, as I believe you have previously, and here, that there are various subjective methods by which one can read and interpret this source material.
Then the theist proceeds even further. He/she states that the god has a vested interest in human salvation, and through this book makes that word of salvation known, and yet... according to you there are varying degrees by which this knowledge may or may not be interpreted or even discovered.
In other words, the message of the book is a cold, unalterable law: Ye must believeth this, or be damned.
Then the book itself ranges from fact to fiction, from literalism to metaphor helter-skelter, and humans are then asked to pick and choose which aspects are literal and which are not.
Is Joshua's sun-standing still (i.e., Earth stopping its rotation) a true rendering of an historical event, or not? Is the flood true? Is Adam and Eve and original sin true (this one is primary, for without it, all the rest is unnecessary), did Jesus even resurrect?
I dunno. Could be. Maybe. Depends. Kinda. Sorta. Maybe a flesh and blood body. Maybe not. That's what you embrace. Meanwhile, the underlying message remains:
Believe this, or be eternally, forever, always and from now until never marshmallow in Hell.
You dont quite get that same message from the Illiad, do you? It's intended as a fictional retelling, and few people debate its relative accuracy. But plenty of people think Bibles and Mafioso Books of the Dead do relate an accurate worldview, and that opinion crosses into social constructs, and those social constructs impact individuals freedoms. It leverages political decisions. It lends weight to laws that are developed and implemented.
Yet one cannot, according to you, apply the same strictures humans gain for knowledge against this incredibly important book. Your particular interpretation, you argue, "gets a pass".
No, it doesn't. Your argument highlights the notion that "I've heard some who say that you have some sort of body in the afterlife" is not a firm requirement of all knowledge-based issues of human endeavor. Just because the bibles have a reputation of "holiness" doesn't qualify it as having some sort of special dispensation. It boils down to facts: Either these things happened, or they didn't. Either the message is a true one, or it's a false one.