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All I really get for Christmas is the bill.
I got cat cakes in mah stocking...
While you were wearing them?
I got an official Red Ryder 200 shot carbine range rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time
I got a bottle of cheap rum and a bottle of sangria.
I also got laid off
Nothing. Third year straight. Maybe someone could spare a gift card.
to youI got cat cakes in mah stocking...
While you were wearing them?
Well, no...Santa would have had to slip me a roofie for that to happen...no, instead he decided I was too naughty this year and left me a present in my stocking, the same as my cats used to leave me their presents...![]()


I got a bottle of cheap rum and a bottle of sangria.
I also got laid off
![]()
I got cat cakes in mah stocking...
While you were wearing them?
Well, no...Santa would have had to slip me a roofie for that to happen...no, instead he decided I was too naughty this year and left me a present in my stocking, the same as my cats used to leave me their presents...![]()
I got a bottle of cheap rum and a bottle of sangria.
I also got laid off
![]()
While you were wearing them?
Well, no...Santa would have had to slip me a roofie for that to happen...no, instead he decided I was too naughty this year and left me a present in my stocking, the same as my cats used to leave me their presents...![]()
Had I known, I would have sent you a present.

While you were wearing them?
Well, no...Santa would have had to slip me a roofie for that to happen...no, instead he decided I was too naughty this year and left me a present in my stocking, the same as my cats used to leave me their presents...![]()
Our cats leave those for us "year round" - they don't wait until Christmas...I guess they are very generous cats......![]()

