OH! Balls!


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Jul 14, 2011
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Oak Grove, Massachusetts
I fell asleep watching a sports channel last Sunday.
Didn't miss much action, there being no real competition and it appears that there were no winners or losers. Only the awarding of participation trophies at the end.
But I must have been absorbing the audio whilst asleep.
Lounging there upon awakening I discovered some realities I had never previously considered:

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL

2. The sport of choice for the low-level - janitorial sort - is BOWLING.

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers - McConald's counter clerk types -is FOOTBALL.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.

So it becomes clear that the higher one goes in the corporate structure the smaller your balls.

Which suggests there are countless people in Washington, DC, playing with MARBLES.

That and in addition it's obvious we could have better government if we just outlawed BBs.

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