Official USMB Census

[SFC Ollie]

Have we got a mad mod flasher around here?

 

[Ringel05]

Have we got a mad mod flasher around here?

EZ and her Absolut (s).

 

[Tom Clancy]

Everybody else is having one, so we might as well have a census too. Please answer, that is, if you feel like it. You get extra points for honesty.

1. Are you human? Yes No

2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? Yes No

3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes No

4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes No

5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes No

6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? Yes No

7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? Yes No N/a

8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes No

9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes No

10. Do you like onions? Yes No

11. Got any tattoos? Yes No

12. Ever seen a Mod naked? Yes No

 

[RadiomanATL]

Oh EEEeeeee ZEEeeeee.

I have alcohol for yoooooooooo....

 

[007]

The "ever seen a mod naked" question is generating a lot of "yes" responses from the crowd.

Who are these mysterious mod sluts/playa's?

Dis, I get your answer, you used to be a mod. I'm looking specifically at xot's, Barb's, Luissa's and Pale's answers...

hmmmmm.... Is that the one year board anniversary present? Get to sleep with a mod?

I thought someone would have figured out my answer pattern.