Obesity is NOT beautiful! :(

[Iron Head]

Another Installment of Chris impersonation post:

"Blah blah blah blah blah....repeat, repeat, repeat.... Retarded babble.... My tits are perfect... Blah blah blah"

 

[Iron Head]

Ok, pig, I will make you a peace offering. I will go away and never talk to you again if you post the following:

"Hello. My name is Chris and I am a dumb skank. My self worth depends upon men giving me attention. Sometimes I hear the wind whisping between my ears and I find that calming. Hand jobs are my currency of choice and knowledge is my Kriptonite. I once lost my car and found it three days later during a trip to my Ob-Gyn. Please pay me no mind, as I am an inconsequential little shit with a skin problem and a witch nose. Just disregard me, like my men do."

 

[ChrisL]

Let's just put it this way. Men are not a problem for me. I've always been able to get any man I've wanted. Never had a problem in that area.

anyone can find someone to sleep with.

and i've generally found that people who grandstand about stuff like that on the internets are full of it.

but if you need that. it's all good.

I agree that people, in RL or on the internet, who make a big deal of how wonderful they are, whether it's looks or something else, usually have issues about that very thing. If you have to tell people you are attractive and make it a big issue, something seems very false about it.

I'm just defending myself against a weirdo on the internet who is obsessed with my appearance, where I live, how I live my life. I don't really know what your issue is with that. If you have a problem with that and think that it means something other than defending myself against . . . . some ridiculous internet troll, then I don't know what to say! I find it shocking though.

 

[ChrisL]

You seem to have an unhealthy obsession with my personal life. Why do you think my life is any of your business at all? Why do you think I care whether or not you find me to be attractive or not? I really don't care, but I must say that your interest is what is . . . quite disturbing. I don't like it at all. I don't like your attention. It makes me feel uncomfortable. Now, I'm asking you nicely as a human being to please stop harassing me in every thread.

I am not stalking you. That is merely a construct of the emotionally disturbed clusterfuck that is percolating in that empty head of yours. Further, there is no harassment, so watch your mouth, moron.

I will, however, honor your request, as the gentleman I am, and give my leave. But don't be surprised if I pop up again if you start acting jerky again.

So, I guess I will talk to you again tomorrow, eh? Go put some cream on your neck, as it is really grossing me out.

Ta ta..,.

Yes . . . you are. I am not interested in you. You can call me names all day long, and that doesn't change a goddamn thing for me. It just makes YOU look like a . . . wimpy old man and a weirdo stalker. ANY woman would be uncomfortable with your kind of "attention." It is not fun or pleasant. It is kind of worrisome and troubling.

I thought you wanted me to stop? Yet here you are again instigating me. There is no stalking not is there any harassment. You are just a whacked out weirdo!

I know this is getting to be too much for little old you. So, again, I shall honor your request. But if you keep responding to me I will keep replying. In other words, if I am too much for you, then shut up, you moron.

Did I make that clear enough? Ya got it, moron?

No, sorry, when you show so much interest in another person's life, a person who wants NOTHING to do with you, you ARE the problem. You are just an old irrelevant weirdo on the internet. Nothing more. You don't mean anything to anyone, and nobody cares about you. Ya got that creepy old man?

You contradict yourself, and are too stupid to recognize it. On one hand you call me irrelevant, on the other hand you are begging me to stop.

Harrassment? Bitch, please! You love it.

You are irrelevant. Your frothing at the mouth ranting about me and my life is . . . . fucking weird though. Seriously, you need psychiatric help. Go get some. You are probably a dangerous person in real life. I hope you don't hurt any woman but you probably will.

 

[ChrisL]

Ok, pig, I will make you a peace offering. I will go away and never talk to you again if you post the following:

"Hello. My name is Chris and I am a dumb skank. My self worth depends upon men giving me attention. Sometimes I hear the wind whisping between my ears and I find that calming. Hand jobs are my currency of choice and knowledge is my Kriptonite. I once lost my car and found it three days later during a trip to my Ob-Gyn. Please pay me no mind, as I am an inconsequential little shit with a skin problem and a witch nose. Just disregard me, like my men do."

I'm not interested in making any kind of "deals" with an internet rapey weirdo. Like I told you, go bother one of the fat middle aged bitches that would love your attention. There's tons of them around here!

 

[ChrisL]

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If this was real life, I probably would have called the police on your stank arse by now, old weird stalker. Thankfully this is just the internet and you can't harm me.

You know he's gonna be cuffing himself thinking about you if not Alex

The only time I think about Chris is when I happen to glance downward in the toilet before I flush.

Yup, that must be why you are obsessing over me, right? Ha ha! You old fool! You are making a fool out of yourself.

Pot meet kettle.

What do you mean by that? Do I obsess over someone's personal life here on the forum? Who would that be that I am stalking?

 

[ChrisL]

You seem to have an unhealthy obsession with my personal life. Why do you think my life is any of your business at all? Why do you think I care whether or not you find me to be attractive or not? I really don't care, but I must say that your interest is what is . . . quite disturbing. I don't like it at all. I don't like your attention. It makes me feel uncomfortable. Now, I'm asking you nicely as a human being to please stop harassing me in every thread.

I am not stalking you. That is merely a construct of the emotionally disturbed clusterfuck that is percolating in that empty head of yours. Further, there is no harassment, so watch your mouth, moron.

I will, however, honor your request, as the gentleman I am, and give my leave. But don't be surprised if I pop up again if you start acting jerky again.

So, I guess I will talk to you again tomorrow, eh? Go put some cream on your neck, as it is really grossing me out.

Ta ta..,.

Yes . . . you are. I am not interested in you. You can call me names all day long, and that doesn't change a goddamn thing for me. It just makes YOU look like a . . . wimpy old man and a weirdo stalker. ANY woman would be uncomfortable with your kind of "attention." It is not fun or pleasant. It is kind of worrisome and troubling.

BTW, I shall construe your comments asking me to stop talking to you as a surrender.

Surrender to what? Some weirdo on the internet trying to be relevant to me? Well, sorry, I will still lie my head on pillow tonight with no worries.

Everything we talk about with you, Ms. Chrissy, is stuff that YOU put out there. You open the door. If you cannot take it then leave. Your staying around is implied consent, you dingbat!

Mister. I don't know why you care about whether or not I post on this forum or why you would want me to leave. Just another thing that implies you have some kind of serious issues and take things around here way too seriously. Are you going to try to kill me if I don't leave? I mean really, what is it that you think you are doing?

 

[ChrisL]

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If this was real life, I probably would have called the police on your stank arse by now, old weird stalker. Thankfully this is just the internet and you can't harm me.

You know he's gonna be cuffing himself thinking about you if not Alex

The only time I think about Chris is when I happen to glance downward in the toilet before I flush.

Yup, that must be why you are obsessing over me, right? Ha ha! You old fool! You are making a fool out of yourself.

Pot meet kettle.

Well Esmeralda, I have no idea what your issue is. I don't believe you and I have ever had any issues and I didn't think you had an issue with me. I'm kind of saddened to find out that you have jumped on the side of some weirdo old man troll who behaves in the way this person does. As a feminist . . . you are a hypocrite.

 

[ChrisL]

Let's just put it this way. Men are not a problem for me. I've always been able to get any man I've wanted. Never had a problem in that area.

anyone can find someone to sleep with.

and i've generally found that people who grandstand about stuff like that on the internets are full of it.

but if you need that. it's all good.

I agree that people, in RL or on the internet, who make a big deal of how wonderful they are, whether it's looks or something else, usually have issues about that very thing. If you have to tell people you are attractive and make it a big issue, something seems very false about it.

Well, that is what I'm going to do whenever some weird old stalker on the internet tells me that I'm unattractive or stupid. I'm neither of those things.

 

[ChrisL]

Anyways, apparently a lot of people are very upset about my opinions on fat people. Well, they are what they are. You getting angry and attacking me online isn't going to change the facts.

 

[ChrisL]

Another Installment of Chris impersonation post:

"Blah blah blah blah blah....repeat, repeat, repeat.... Retarded babble.... My tits are perfect... Blah blah blah"

I really think you need to read your . . . . posts. OMG. You are a very sick person.

 

[Iron Head]

I am not stalking you. That is merely a construct of the emotionally disturbed clusterfuck that is percolating in that empty head of yours. Further, there is no harassment, so watch your mouth, moron.

I will, however, honor your request, as the gentleman I am, and give my leave. But don't be surprised if I pop up again if you start acting jerky again.

So, I guess I will talk to you again tomorrow, eh? Go put some cream on your neck, as it is really grossing me out.

Ta ta..,.

Yes . . . you are. I am not interested in you. You can call me names all day long, and that doesn't change a goddamn thing for me. It just makes YOU look like a . . . wimpy old man and a weirdo stalker. ANY woman would be uncomfortable with your kind of "attention." It is not fun or pleasant. It is kind of worrisome and troubling.

BTW, I shall construe your comments asking me to stop talking to you as a surrender.

Surrender to what? Some weirdo on the internet trying to be relevant to me? Well, sorry, I will still lie my head on pillow tonight with no worries.

Everything we talk about with you, Ms. Chrissy, is stuff that YOU put out there. You open the door. If you cannot take it then leave. Your staying around is implied consent, you dingbat!

Mister. I don't know why you care about whether or not I post on this forum or why you would want me to leave. Just another thing that implies you have some kind of serious issues and take things around here way too seriously. Are you going to try to kill me if I don't leave? I mean really, what is it that you think you are doing?

You know, moron, accusing someone of criminal intent is actionable in itself. Nobody is doing anything to you so quit freaking out. What's more, if you are so upset then why are you still posting to me at a ratio of 3:1? That is just pure stupidity.

 

[ChrisL]

Yes . . . you are. I am not interested in you. You can call me names all day long, and that doesn't change a goddamn thing for me. It just makes YOU look like a . . . wimpy old man and a weirdo stalker. ANY woman would be uncomfortable with your kind of "attention." It is not fun or pleasant. It is kind of worrisome and troubling.

BTW, I shall construe your comments asking me to stop talking to you as a surrender.

Surrender to what? Some weirdo on the internet trying to be relevant to me? Well, sorry, I will still lie my head on pillow tonight with no worries.

Everything we talk about with you, Ms. Chrissy, is stuff that YOU put out there. You open the door. If you cannot take it then leave. Your staying around is implied consent, you dingbat!

Mister. I don't know why you care about whether or not I post on this forum or why you would want me to leave. Just another thing that implies you have some kind of serious issues and take things around here way too seriously. Are you going to try to kill me if I don't leave? I mean really, what is it that you think you are doing?

You know, moron, accusing someone of criminal intent is actionable in itself. Nobody is doing anything to you so quit freaking out. What's more, if you are so upset then why are you still posting to me at a ratio of 3:1? That is just pure stupidity.

So now you've admitted that you want me to leave this forum. Why is that? Hmm? I'm not freaking out, buddy. That would be all you. Lol.

 

[ChrisL]

Yes . . . you are. I am not interested in you. You can call me names all day long, and that doesn't change a goddamn thing for me. It just makes YOU look like a . . . wimpy old man and a weirdo stalker. ANY woman would be uncomfortable with your kind of "attention." It is not fun or pleasant. It is kind of worrisome and troubling.

BTW, I shall construe your comments asking me to stop talking to you as a surrender.

Surrender to what? Some weirdo on the internet trying to be relevant to me? Well, sorry, I will still lie my head on pillow tonight with no worries.

Everything we talk about with you, Ms. Chrissy, is stuff that YOU put out there. You open the door. If you cannot take it then leave. Your staying around is implied consent, you dingbat!

Mister. I don't know why you care about whether or not I post on this forum or why you would want me to leave. Just another thing that implies you have some kind of serious issues and take things around here way too seriously. Are you going to try to kill me if I don't leave? I mean really, what is it that you think you are doing?

You know, moron, accusing someone of criminal intent is actionable in itself. Nobody is doing anything to you so quit freaking out. What's more, if you are so upset then why are you still posting to me at a ratio of 3:1? That is just pure stupidity.

I do believe that you may have some criminal intent towards me. If this was real life, I would fear for my safety and call the police. It's pretty obvious that you have singled me out as someone to hate and I'm just waiting for you to start making threats against me. Your hatred for me seems to run deep, and It is NOT normal. You and I are strangers.

 

[Iron Head]

Let's just put it this way. Men are not a problem for me. I've always been able to get any man I've wanted. Never had a problem in that area.

anyone can find someone to sleep with.

and i've generally found that people who grandstand about stuff like that on the internets are full of it.

but if you need that. it's all good.

I agree that people, in RL or on the internet, who make a big deal of how wonderful they are, whether it's looks or something else, usually have issues about that very thing. If you have to tell people you are attractive and make it a big issue, something seems very false about it.

Well, that is what I'm going to do whenever some weird old stalker on the internet tells me that I'm unattractive or stupid. I'm neither of those things.

Nobody is stalking you, you paranoid freak-nosed weirdo! I guess we can add reality to the list of things you are hostile to.

 

[ChrisL]

Let's just put it this way. Men are not a problem for me. I've always been able to get any man I've wanted. Never had a problem in that area.

anyone can find someone to sleep with.

and i've generally found that people who grandstand about stuff like that on the internets are full of it.

but if you need that. it's all good.

I agree that people, in RL or on the internet, who make a big deal of how wonderful they are, whether it's looks or something else, usually have issues about that very thing. If you have to tell people you are attractive and make it a big issue, something seems very false about it.

Well, that is what I'm going to do whenever some weird old stalker on the internet tells me that I'm unattractive or stupid. I'm neither of those things.

Nobody is stalking you, you paranoid freak-nosed weirdo! I guess we can add reality to the list of things you are hostile to.

Yes, you are stalking me. It is a classic example. Again, I would call the police on you in real life.

 

[Iron Head]

BTW, I shall construe your comments asking me to stop talking to you as a surrender.

Surrender to what? Some weirdo on the internet trying to be relevant to me? Well, sorry, I will still lie my head on pillow tonight with no worries.

Everything we talk about with you, Ms. Chrissy, is stuff that YOU put out there. You open the door. If you cannot take it then leave. Your staying around is implied consent, you dingbat!

Mister. I don't know why you care about whether or not I post on this forum or why you would want me to leave. Just another thing that implies you have some kind of serious issues and take things around here way too seriously. Are you going to try to kill me if I don't leave? I mean really, what is it that you think you are doing?

You know, moron, accusing someone of criminal intent is actionable in itself. Nobody is doing anything to you so quit freaking out. What's more, if you are so upset then why are you still posting to me at a ratio of 3:1? That is just pure stupidity.

I do believe that you may have some criminal intent towards me. If this was real life, I would fear for my safety and call the police. It's pretty obvious that you have singled me out as someone to hate and I'm just waiting for you to start making threats against me. Your hatred for me seems to run deep, and It is NOT normal. You and I are strangers.

You are an idiot! You just cannot take the same shit you dish out, and the only way you can deal with it is to try to play the victim card. Pathetic!

 

[ChrisL]

I would definitely be in fear for my safety and would definitely take precautions and let the police know about this abnormal behavior.

 

[ChrisL]

Surrender to what? Some weirdo on the internet trying to be relevant to me? Well, sorry, I will still lie my head on pillow tonight with no worries.

Everything we talk about with you, Ms. Chrissy, is stuff that YOU put out there. You open the door. If you cannot take it then leave. Your staying around is implied consent, you dingbat!

Mister. I don't know why you care about whether or not I post on this forum or why you would want me to leave. Just another thing that implies you have some kind of serious issues and take things around here way too seriously. Are you going to try to kill me if I don't leave? I mean really, what is it that you think you are doing?

You know, moron, accusing someone of criminal intent is actionable in itself. Nobody is doing anything to you so quit freaking out. What's more, if you are so upset then why are you still posting to me at a ratio of 3:1? That is just pure stupidity.

I do believe that you may have some criminal intent towards me. If this was real life, I would fear for my safety and call the police. It's pretty obvious that you have singled me out as someone to hate and I'm just waiting for you to start making threats against me. Your hatred for me seems to run deep, and It is NOT normal. You and I are strangers.

You are an idiot! You just cannot take the same shit you dish out, and the only way you can deal with it is to try to play the victim card. Pathetic!

Deal out? I don't care about your private life, old man. You are the one who started threads about your personal life. NOT me.

 

[Iron Head]

Let's just put it this way. Men are not a problem for me. I've always been able to get any man I've wanted. Never had a problem in that area.

anyone can find someone to sleep with.

and i've generally found that people who grandstand about stuff like that on the internets are full of it.

but if you need that. it's all good.

I agree that people, in RL or on the internet, who make a big deal of how wonderful they are, whether it's looks or something else, usually have issues about that very thing. If you have to tell people you are attractive and make it a big issue, something seems very false about it.

Well, that is what I'm going to do whenever some weird old stalker on the internet tells me that I'm unattractive or stupid. I'm neither of those things.

Nobody is stalking you, you paranoid freak-nosed weirdo! I guess we can add reality to the list of things you are hostile to.

Yes, you are stalking me. It is a classic example. Again, I would call the police on you in real life.

Given how many times you have posted to me it will be you who is seen as the stalker.