Obami Salaami Jokes by Comedians

[rightwinger]

Spreading internet lies again?

How about you find just one clip of the comedians you attribute to these jokes..and put it up.

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Where are the jokes listed in the OP?

Some Retard Rightwinger was trying to mimic comedy

No self respecting comedian would put his name to them

 

[Sallow]

In other words:

Dunno.

Can you find a clip of any of those jokes, Davey ol' bean?

I'm not going to bother to look, because I don't care who came up with them.

Does it matter? You'd still pout that someone dare mock The One.

I'm challenging the source of the jokes. If you could come up with a clip..or anything..well sheesh..ain't that a big win?

But if not..seems you are agreeing with a lie.

 

[daveman]

Dunno.

Can you find a clip of any of those jokes, Davey ol' bean?

I'm not going to bother to look, because I don't care who came up with them.

Does it matter? You'd still pout that someone dare mock The One.

I'm challenging the source of the jokes. If you could come up with a clip..or anything..well sheesh..ain't that a big win?

But if not..seems you are agreeing with a lie.

I don't care about the source, you nitwit. I think they're funny. You'll just have to get over it, you humorless dolt.

 

[rightwinger]

I'm not going to bother to look, because I don't care who came up with them.

Does it matter? You'd still pout that someone dare mock The One.

I'm challenging the source of the jokes. If you could come up with a clip..or anything..well sheesh..ain't that a big win?

But if not..seems you are agreeing with a lie.

I don't care about the source, you nitwit. I think they're funny. You'll just have to get over it, you humorless dolt.

Hey dave



I heard a good one the other day...


Obama's wife is FAT


Feel free to email it to all your friends

 

[Sallow]

I'm not going to bother to look, because I don't care who came up with them.

Does it matter? You'd still pout that someone dare mock The One.

I'm challenging the source of the jokes. If you could come up with a clip..or anything..well sheesh..ain't that a big win?

But if not..seems you are agreeing with a lie.

I don't care about the source, you nitwit. I think they're funny. You'll just have to get over it, you humorless dolt.

Getting all butthurt again? If I told ya once..I told ya again..being a commie on the public dime doesn't give you license to lie about shit.

And that's what I was asking about. The OP indicates sources for the jokes. You got anything that confirms the OP?

 

[Toro]

Is gaytardma making fun of the Negro President again?

 

[daveman]

I'm challenging the source of the jokes. If you could come up with a clip..or anything..well sheesh..ain't that a big win?

But if not..seems you are agreeing with a lie.

I don't care about the source, you nitwit. I think they're funny. You'll just have to get over it, you humorless dolt.

Hey dave



I heard a good one the other day...


Obama's wife is FAT


Feel free to email it to all your friends

Is that your idea of humor?

Oh, wait...you're assuming that I'd find anything insulting about the Obamas funny. No, I'm not like leftists, to whom a "Bush = Hitler" photoshop is the height of wit and cleverness.

Michelle's fat? Not really. Nor it is funny.

Y'know, you're doing nothing to dispel the view that leftists have no sense of humor.

 

[daveman]

I'm challenging the source of the jokes. If you could come up with a clip..or anything..well sheesh..ain't that a big win?

But if not..seems you are agreeing with a lie.

I don't care about the source, you nitwit. I think they're funny. You'll just have to get over it, you humorless dolt.

Getting all butthurt again?

No, I'm not a sissy bedwetter leftist.

If I told ya once..I told ya again..being a commie on the public dime doesn't give you license to lie about shit.

You never have even made a token attempt to prove that I'm a Commie, you know. So I'm curious: What is it that you think gives you license to lie?

And that's what I was asking about. The OP indicates sources for the jokes. You got anything that confirms the OP?

You can pout and stamp your feel all you like. Nobody owes you anything.

I don't give a damn about the source, moron. You sissies are just going to have to accept that people are going to make fun of Obama. And with very good reason.

 

[rightwinger]

I don't care about the source, you nitwit. I think they're funny. You'll just have to get over it, you humorless dolt.

Hey dave



I heard a good one the other day...


Obama's wife is FAT


Feel free to email it to all your friends

Is that your idea of humor?

Oh, wait...you're assuming that I'd find anything insulting about the Obamas funny. No, I'm not like leftists, to whom a "Bush = Hitler" photoshop is the height of wit and cleverness.

Michelle's fat? Not really. Nor it is funny.

Y'know, you're doing noting to dispel the view that leftists have no sense of humor.

If you check your email, I'm sure there are a lot of watermelon and chimp jokes.

If not....I'm sure gautama can send them to you

 

[daveman]

Hey dave



I heard a good one the other day...


Obama's wife is FAT


Feel free to email it to all your friends

Is that your idea of humor?

Oh, wait...you're assuming that I'd find anything insulting about the Obamas funny. No, I'm not like leftists, to whom a "Bush = Hitler" photoshop is the height of wit and cleverness.

Michelle's fat? Not really. Nor it is funny.

Y'know, you're doing noting to dispel the view that leftists have no sense of humor.

If you check your email, I'm sure there are a lot of watermelon and chimp jokes.

If not....I'm sure gautama can send them to you

You're projecting your simplistic and bitter humor on me. The reality is entirely different.

As a matter of fact, you can't even explain why you don't think the jokes in the OP aren't funny except they're about Obama.

You know, it's okay to poke a little fun at him. You won't burst into flames for blasphemy. No, really.

 

[rightwinger]

Is that your idea of humor?

Oh, wait...you're assuming that I'd find anything insulting about the Obamas funny. No, I'm not like leftists, to whom a "Bush = Hitler" photoshop is the height of wit and cleverness.

Michelle's fat? Not really. Nor it is funny.

Y'know, you're doing noting to dispel the view that leftists have no sense of humor.

If you check your email, I'm sure there are a lot of watermelon and chimp jokes.

If not....I'm sure gautama can send them to you

You're projecting your simplistic and bitter humor on me. The reality is entirely different.

As a matter of fact, you can't even explain why you don't think the jokes in the OP aren't funny except they're about Obama.

You know, it's okay to poke a little fun at him. You won't burst into flames for blasphemy. No, really.

If they are that funny..

Why won't the real author put his name on it?

 

[Sallow]

I don't care about the source, you nitwit. I think they're funny. You'll just have to get over it, you humorless dolt.

Getting all butthurt again?

No, I'm not a sissy bedwetter leftist.

If I told ya once..I told ya again..being a commie on the public dime doesn't give you license to lie about shit.

You never have even made a token attempt to prove that I'm a Commie, you know. So I'm curious: What is it that you think gives you license to lie?

And that's what I was asking about. The OP indicates sources for the jokes. You got anything that confirms the OP?

You can pout and stamp your feel all you like. Nobody owes you anything.

I don't give a damn about the source, moron. You sissies are just going to have to accept that people are going to make fun of Obama. And with very good reason.

I couldn't care less about making fun of Obama, me little commie boyo..

I was questioning the soucing of the jokes.

Something that goes "whoosh" over your butthurt head.

 

[Stephanie]

http://www.usmessageboard.com/humor/169865-dear-president-obama.html

Dear President Obama,

I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. First and foremost, I will be asking that you return the United States to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen.

Sincerely,
Benjamin Netanyahu
Prime Minister of Israel

 

[daveman]

If you check your email, I'm sure there are a lot of watermelon and chimp jokes.

If not....I'm sure gautama can send them to you

You're projecting your simplistic and bitter humor on me. The reality is entirely different.

As a matter of fact, you can't even explain why you don't think the jokes in the OP aren't funny except they're about Obama.

You know, it's okay to poke a little fun at him. You won't burst into flames for blasphemy. No, really.

If they are that funny..

Why won't the real author put his name on it?

Beats me. Does it matter?

Keep beating. There's still a few molecules of the original dead horse still sticking together.

 

[Stephanie]

Is gaytardma making fun of the Negro President again?

there it is folks,

 

[daveman]

I couldn't care less about making fun of Obama, me little commie boyo..

I was questioning the soucing of the jokes.

Something that goes "whoosh" over your butthurt head.

Horseshit, you sissy bedwetter. You're mad someone's making fun of The One.

And you STILL haven't explained what makes me a Commie. Well, aside from the obvious: Your desperate, futile, and mindless lashing out at someone who refuses to think you're as great as you think you are.

 

[Sallow]

I couldn't care less about making fun of Obama, me little commie boyo..

I was questioning the soucing of the jokes.

Something that goes "whoosh" over your butthurt head.

Horseshit, you sissy bedwetter. You're mad someone's making fun of The One.

And you STILL haven't explained what makes me a Commie. Well, aside from the obvious: Your desperate, futile, and mindless lashing out at someone who refuses to think you're as great as you think you are.

Re-read the Thread, Lenin..my first question is about the sourcing of the jokes. Simple as that.

Try to cry yourself to sleep over being butthurt.

 

[rightwinger]

You're projecting your simplistic and bitter humor on me. The reality is entirely different.

As a matter of fact, you can't even explain why you don't think the jokes in the OP aren't funny except they're about Obama.

You know, it's okay to poke a little fun at him. You won't burst into flames for blasphemy. No, really.

If they are that funny..

Why won't the real author put his name on it?

Beats me. Does it matter?

Keep beating. There's still a few molecules of the original dead horse still sticking together.

Hey dave

I like your sense of humor, I got another one for ya


Obami Salaami



Get it?

 

[daveman]

Re-read the Thread, Lenin..

Still desperately trying to get that to stick, huh? How's that working out for you?

...my first question is about the sourcing of the jokes. Simple as that.

Uh huh. I'll bet you wouldn't be concerned about sourcing at all if they were Palin jokes.

Try to cry yourself to sleep over being butthurt.

I might, if I knew what butthurt feels like. Since you have so much experience with the sensation, perhaps you can describe it to me.

 

[daveman]

If they are that funny..

Why won't the real author put his name on it?

Beats me. Does it matter?

Keep beating. There's still a few molecules of the original dead horse still sticking together.

Hey dave

I like your sense of humor, I got another one for ya


Obami Salaami



Get it?

Yeah. That's not funny, either.

This really is difficult for you to understand, isn't it?