Obama proposes cancelling White House's cable TV to get Trump to leave!

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As Donald J. Trump refuses to commit to a peaceful transfer of power in January, former President Barack Obama suggested that cancelling the White House’s cable-TV account could induce the President to leave.​

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“This is a man who enjoys watching television,” Obama told reporters. “What if, on Inauguration Day, he picks up the remote and nothing comes on?”​

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“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” Obama said.​

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Obama also said that, in order to avoid a constitutional crisis, the White House’s supply of Diet Coke could also be cut off, but added, “I don’t think it will come to that.”​

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“Once it dawns on him that there’s no cable, his days will stretch out before him in a vista of emptiness,” Obama said. “No ‘Fox & Friends.’ No Tucker Carlson. And no Shark Week.”​

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“He’ll be on the next helicopter out,” Obama predicted.​

Obama Proposes Cancelling White Houseâs Cable to Get Trump to Leave

“This seems like the most peaceful way to get him to go,” the former President said.

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And Trump proposed halting crack deliveries to shitcago to get Obooba to leave