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Obama Distraught As Trump Bombs Cool Nuke Factory He Paid For​

World·Jun 23, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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EDGARTOWN, MA — With the news that the U.S. military had carried out a successful bombing operation in Iran over the weekend, former President Barack Obama was reportedly distraught that President Donald Trump had bombed the cool nuke factory he had paid for.

After several days of speculation, Trump revealed that the U.S. had carried out air strikes to destroy several of Iran's key nuclear research sites, leaving Obama despondent that the facilities he had fronted the Iranians billions of dollars to build were now gone.

"All those years of money and hard work just blown to bits," Obama was overheard saying after hearing the news of the bombings. "It took a long time to build up those cool nuke factories with the huge pallets of stacked cash we gave them. I had high hopes for that nuclear program, but now Trump has undone all of my efforts. Welp, I guess we'll head back to the drawing board to help evil governments around the globe move closer to their horrifying goals. Somebody get me Soros on the line."

A staff member at Obama's palatial Martha's Vineyard estate confirmed that the former president was saddened by Iran's failure to carry out mass death and destruction. "He canceled his scheduled appointment at the bathhouse because he wasn't in the mood," the source said. "And when it was time for dinner last night, he wouldn't even touch his adrenochrome cocktail. I haven't seen him this disappointed since Kamala was chosen to take Biden's place."

At publishing time, Obama was reportedly looking to lift his spirits by killing off a member of his household staff during a paddleboarding trip.
 
The genocidal Islamic fascist republic of Iran annihilation threats, including using nukes, since 1991.

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The Iranians after the Islamic Revolution:

* They called for the destruction of Israel from 1991. Then via Mohsen Rabbani in Argentina (Carmon, Eli. 'Iran's Strategic Penetration into Latin America'. Lexington Press, 2014. p. 15) (Los Angeles Tines, Aug 2, 1994), 3 years before the massacre there, which he was involved in;

* Rafsanjani in December 2001 called for the use of nuclear weapons on Israel (World Tribune 17 Dec. 2001);

* Ahmadinejad's repeated calls are infamous. Such as in Oct. 2005: Wipe Israel 'off the map,'
(NYT, Oct 27, 2005), Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty,
Oct 27, 2005
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; in Apr 2006, that it will be annihilated by "one storm,"
(NBC, April 14, 2006), he was never "misquoted", (Hoover Institute, January 22, 2009) and in Sep 2012 said, that it will be "eliminated". (Reuters, Sep 24, 2012);

* Khamenei's record of calls for extermination is at least from December 15, 2000, "to uproot the cancerous growth" and January 15, 2001: "The basis of the Islamic regime is opposition to Israel and Iran's eternal issue is the elimination of Israel.." (Jerusalem Post, June 22, 2008);

* In 2002, Ali Khamenei called for continued terrorism against the "cancerous growth of Zionism..." (Rubenstein, 'Jihad and Genocide', 2010, p. 122);

* Feb/2008: Iran: Cancerous [sic] Israel to be destroyed by Hizbullah." (Ynet, Feb. 18, 2008);

* In February 2012, Khamenei's strategist publishes a document providing legal and religious justification for the extermination of the Jewish people (Jerusalem Post, Feb. 20, 2012), a website linked to him: There is "justification to kill all Jews and destroy Israel, and Iran must take the helm." (Wall Street Journal, May 1, 2012). In May of the same year, the Supreme Commander reiterates Iran’s commitment to the total destruction of Israel (Fars, May 20, 2012); In October 2012, Khamenei’s Quds Force representative: ‘To destroy Israel we need 24 hours, an excuse’ (Jerusalem Post, Oct. 2, 2012);

* In November 2013: Khamenei: “The Israeli regime is doomed to failure and destruction” (Jerusalem Post, Nov. 13, 2013);

* In July 2014, Khamenei: We will arm the Palestinians until Israel is wiped off the map (Algemeiner, July 25, 2014);

* In November 2014, Khamenei tweeted that “there is no cure for Israel except destruction.” (Jerusalem Post, April 2, 2015);

* In 2015, Khamenei publishes a new book describing the 'destruction' of Israel (EU Reporter, Aug 3, 2015);

* In July 2016, Hossein Salami, deputy head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, which is under the command of the country's supreme leader: missiles ready to 'destroy' Israel." (JTA, July 8, 2016);

* In June 2017: In Tehran, the unveiling of the "mirror clock" 8,411 days left for Israel. (Times of Israel, June 23, 2017);

* In April 2018, Khamenei: Israel must be forced to "retreat to the brink of death." (Ynet, April 4, 2018);

* In Jan 2019, Iranian Air Force ready to ‘Eliminate Israel,’ Commander says. (Newsweek, 21 January 2019.);

* In September 2019, a senior Iranian general vowed to "destroy" Israel. (Times of Israel and AP, Sept. 30, 2019);

* In May 2020, he used the Hitlerite idea of the "final solution." (Newsweek, May 22, 2020; Ynet, May 20, 2020);

* In October 2021, Khamenei representative calls for the destruction of Israel. (Jerusalem Post, Oct. 2, 2021);

* November 2021, Iran Rep. Urges Israel's 'annihilation' before Nuclear talks. (i24News, November 28, 2021);

* December 2021, Iran’s regime posts image of seeking to engulf Israel in flames.
Israel. (Jerusalem Post, Dec. 19, 2021);

* In March 2022, the newspaper "Kayhan", the mouthpiece of the Iranian leader, declared that Israel's nuclear weapons will not prevent its destruction. (Jerusalem Center for Foreign and Security Affairs. March 11, 2022);

* In April 2022, Khamenei's newspaper praises Hitler on Holocaust Remembrance Day. (Iran Wire Apr. 28, 2023).

* April 2023; Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi: 'Iran will destroy Tel Aviv and Haifa with the smallest Israeli action.' (Jerusalem Post, Apr. 18, 2023);

* In June 2024, Iran threatens a "war of extermination" if Israel attacks Hezbollah in Lebanon. (Jerusalem Post, June 29, 2025);

* On June 16, 2025, he tweeted about the historic 'Khaybar' massacre when he fired missiles at Israeli citizens. (Jerusalem Center for Foreign and Security Affairs, June 20, 2025; Iran International, Jun 17, 2025), on June 23, he said that the US intervened to prevent the destruction of Israel, (JFeed, June 23, 2025), and on July 12, 2025, Iran parliament aide posts AI image of a nuclear blast in Israel. (Jerusalem Post, July 13, 2025).
 
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