now this cow flatuance is ridiculous

[tyroneweaver]

I was golfing hole number 4 at the Gooding golf course and hit my golf ball in the ajoining pasture.
There was a another female golfer out there looking for her ball
Well there was this cow out there, and since i was raised on a dairy i'm not afraid of cows; i lifted up the cows tail and there was a golf ball
I asked the lady if her's looked like that....and she hit me with her golf club.
I don't know why. I still haven't figured it out yet

 

[two_iron]

Look up the golf joke "Why didn't you say that when I hit it in the pussy willows?"

It's worth it.