Nothing! We don't feel sorry for you. We aren't going to be guilt tripped. And no matter how cackamamie a story you contrived, nor however widely you publicize it...
We will not be giving you a seat. No Senators seat for you here in Alabama. Not this time. No matter how much you beg, whine and plead. We quite frankly hate you; and everything you stand for. There will be no hand outs. And we don't care how outraged you present yourself. Its not happening. We'd probably elect the devil himself just to keep you mouth breathing commies out of power. Its probably going to be more productive for you to expend your energies elsewhere. Most of you idiots don't even have a say in Sweet Home Alabama. So you might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.
Have you ever consider re evaluating your attitude towards Democrats and Liberals? It seems that your view of them in grossly inaccurate. Have you possibly been fed a bunch of exaggerations and lies regarding liberals? I sure seems like it. It seems...CHILDISH.
No, we are not 'commies'. We are capitalists. We just think that in a super complex capitalist society it's the government's responsibility to provide services that compensate for the inherent unfairness of capitalism.
Theoretically, if the wealthiest people in our society would accept responsibility for the society as a whole (i.e guarantee 100% employment and descent wages and benefits), there would be no need for the government to provide these services. However, it's abundantly clear that the wealthiest people will not take on these responsibilities. So we need government to provide them.
That's a far cry from communism.
After all Alabama is rated as one of the worst states in just about every category, including it's economy and the overall standard of living. That's way below almost all of the 'liberal' states that you would call 'commie' states.
For the sake of not just the GOP and the United States, but of Alabama and the people of Alabama, perhaps you should consider:
GROWING THE **** UP!
MORON!