Newsom Bans Cars To Prevent People From Escaping California

[Weatherman2020]

"Now they'll have to cross the desert on foot!"

Newsom Bans Cars To Prevent People From Escaping California

SACRAMENTO, CA—In a move to prevent Californians from fleeing by the millions, Gavin Newsom announced a ban on gasoline automobiles this week.

babylonbee.com

 

[citygator]

Babylon is rarely, if ever, funny. This is a good title and byline though.

 

[Weatherman2020]

Babylon is rarely, if ever, funny. This is a good title and byline though.

Rarely funny because the Left can’t stand to be the butt of jokes.

 

[citygator]

Babylon is rarely, if ever, funny. This is a good title and byline though.

Rarely funny because the Left can’t stand to be the butt of jokes.

Not really. I just said that was funny. Most right wing jokes are not funny, just cruel. 90% of comedians are liberal because.... they are funny. I’m sure it has to do with wit and intelligence.

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

Babylon is rarely, if ever, funny. This is a good title and byline though.

Rarely funny because the Left can’t stand to be the butt of jokes.

The Bee roasts many a Conservative..including the President. I get a frequent laugh from it.
I like it best when someone posts it as a legit link--and the knee-jerks hit it like a trout line!

 

[Ben Thomson]

"Now they'll have to cross the desert on foot!"

Newsom Bans Cars To Prevent People From Escaping California

SACRAMENTO, CA—In a move to prevent Californians from fleeing by the millions, Gavin Newsom announced a ban on gasoline automobiles this week.

babylonbee.com

Funny thing is most Trumptards will believe this...LOL!!

 

[Toro]

Newsom also redirected the small amount of water left in the state to his personal reservoirs. Poor, disheveled survivors of the hellscape stood beneath his fortress, begging for a drop.​

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"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water, or it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence!" Newsom shouted after blasting them with water for a few precious moments.​

 

[KissMy]

- California has the Largest & Strongest economy in the USA!!!
- California Tesla is the fastest growing car company & will make fossil fuel vehicles obsolete.
- California Tesla is the fastest growing US Solar company.
- California SpaceX is the fastest growing Rocket company.
- California SpaceX is the fastest growing satellite, defense & internet provider.
- Red States NEVER innovate because they lack education.
- California created Genetic DNA splicing & GMO.
- California created Awesome $ BlockBuster $ Hollywood Movies.
- California created Solid State Electronics.
- California created the Microchip.
- California created the PC.
- California created the Internet.
- California created the Mouse
- California created the Touchscreen.
- California created the I-pad.
- California created the I-phone.
- California created the Video Recorder.
- California created the Laser.
- California created the Laser Printer.
- California created Apple.
- California created FaceBook.
- California created Google.
- California created Yahoo!
- California created eBay.
- California created SnapChat.
- California created Netflix.
- California created Fantasy Football.
- California created the Wave.
- California created Barbie.
- California created Blue Jeans
- California created the WetSuit
- California created WD-40
- California created PayPal.
- California created Adobe.
- California created Intel.
- California created all the Largest Companies.
- California is the 8th largest economy on the planet!!!
- California Proved Ayn Rand a Liar who sucked government tits!!!!
- Red States NEVER innovate because they lack education.

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

- California has the Largest & Strongest economy in the USA!!!
- California had budget surplus until Trump shutdown the country.
- California Tesla is the fastest growing car company & will make fossil fuel vehicles obsolete.
- California Tesla is the fastest growing US Solar company.
- California SpaceX is the fastest growing Rocket company.
- California SpaceX is the fastest growing satellite, defense & internet provider.
- Red States NEVER innovate because they lack education.
- California created Genetic DNA splicing & GMO.
- California created Awesome Hollywood Movies.
- California created the PC.
- California created Apple.
- California created FaceBook.
- California created Google.
- California created Yahoo!
- California created eBay.
- California created the touchscreen.
- California created the I-pad.
- California created the I-phone.
- California created the internet.
- California created SnapChat.
- California created PayPal.
- California created Adobe.
- California created Intel.
- California created all the Largest Companies.
- California is the 8th largest economy on the planet!!!
- California Proved Ayn Rand a Liar!!!!

And on the 7th day California rested~

 

[Manonthestreet]

- California has the Largest & Strongest economy in the USA!!!
- California Tesla is the fastest growing car company & will make fossil fuel vehicles obsolete.
- California Tesla is the fastest growing US Solar company.
- California SpaceX is the fastest growing Rocket company.
- California SpaceX is the fastest growing satellite, defense & internet provider.
- Red States NEVER innovate because they lack education.
- California created Genetic DNA splicing & GMO.
- California created Awesome Hollywood Movies.
- California created the PC.
- California created Apple.
- California created FaceBook.
- California created Google.
- California created Yahoo!
- California created eBay.
- California created the Mouse
- California created the Touchscreen.
- California created the I-pad.
- California created the I-phone.
- California created the internet.
- California created SnapChat.
- California created PayPal.
- California created Adobe.
- California created Intel.
- California created all the Largest Companies.
- California is the 8th largest economy on the planet!!!
- California Proved Ayn Rand a Liar!!!!

CA didnt create anything.......nice effort though trying to appropriate someone elses labor,......its the lib way

 

[Pete7469]

Californians can't escape and fuck up the rest of the country?

Good.

.

 

[miketx]

Babylon is rarely, if ever, funny. This is a good title and byline though.

Sez the butthurt chinese liar.

 

[miketx]

- California has the Largest & Strongest economy in the USA!!!
- California had budget surplus until Trump shutdown the country.
- California Tesla is the fastest growing car company & will make fossil fuel vehicles obsolete.
- California Tesla is the fastest growing US Solar company.
- California SpaceX is the fastest growing Rocket company.
- California SpaceX is the fastest growing satellite, defense & internet provider.
- Red States NEVER innovate because they lack education.
- California created Genetic DNA splicing & GMO.
- California created Awesome Hollywood Movies.
- California created the PC.
- California created Apple.
- California created FaceBook.
- California created Google.
- California created Yahoo!
- California created eBay.
- California created the touchscreen.
- California created the I-pad.
- California created the I-phone.
- California created the internet.
- California created SnapChat.
- California created PayPal.
- California created Adobe.
- California created Intel.
- California created all the Largest Companies.
- California is the 8th largest economy on the planet!!!
- California Proved Ayn Rand a Liar!!!!

And on the 7th day California rested~

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Yeah, as it burns down, you idiots still lie.

 

[TheHardTruth]

"Now they'll have to cross the desert on foot!"

Newsom Bans Cars To Prevent People From Escaping California

SACRAMENTO, CA—In a move to prevent Californians from fleeing by the millions, Gavin Newsom announced a ban on gasoline automobiles this week.

babylonbee.com

 

[Votto]

- California has the Largest & Strongest economy in the USA!!!
- California Tesla is the fastest growing car company & will make fossil fuel vehicles obsolete.
- California Tesla is the fastest growing US Solar company.
- California SpaceX is the fastest growing Rocket company.
- California SpaceX is the fastest growing satellite, defense & internet provider.
- Red States NEVER innovate because they lack education.
- California created Genetic DNA splicing & GMO.
- California created Awesome $ BlockBuster $ Hollywood Movies.
- California created Solid State Electronics.
- California created the Microchip.
- California created the PC.
- California created the Video Recorder.
- California created the Laser.
- California created the Laser Printer.
- California created Apple.
- California created FaceBook.
- California created Google.
- California created Yahoo!
- California created eBay.
- California created the Mouse
- California created the Touchscreen.
- California created the I-pad.
- California created the I-phone.
- California created the Internet.
- California created SnapChat.
- California created Fantasy Football.
- California created the Wave.
- California created Barbie.
- California created Blue Jeans
- California created the WetSuit
- California created WD-40
- California created PayPal.
- California created Adobe.
- California created Intel.
- California created all the Largest Companies.
- California is the 8th largest economy on the planet!!!
- California Proved Ayn Rand a Liar who sucked government tits!!!!
- Red States NEVER innovate because they lack education.

You didn't build any of that

 

[KissMy]

- California has the Largest & Strongest economy in the USA!!!
- California had budget surplus until Trump shutdown the country.
- California Tesla is the fastest growing car company & will make fossil fuel vehicles obsolete.
- California Tesla is the fastest growing US Solar company.
- California SpaceX is the fastest growing Rocket company.
- California SpaceX is the fastest growing satellite, defense & internet provider.
- Red States NEVER innovate because they lack education.
- California created Genetic DNA splicing & GMO.
- California created Awesome Hollywood Movies.
- California created the PC.
- California created Apple.
- California created FaceBook.
- California created Google.
- California created Yahoo!
- California created eBay.
- California created the touchscreen.
- California created the I-pad.
- California created the I-phone.
- California created the internet.
- California created SnapChat.
- California created PayPal.
- California created Adobe.
- California created Intel.
- California created all the Largest Companies.
- California is the 8th largest economy on the planet!!!
- California Proved Ayn Rand a Liar!!!!

And on the 7th day California rested~

View attachment 393323

California Never Rested, they Lead the World!!!

 

[KissMy]

- California has the Largest & Strongest economy in the USA!!!
- California Tesla is the fastest growing car company & will make fossil fuel vehicles obsolete.
- California Tesla is the fastest growing US Solar company.
- California SpaceX is the fastest growing Rocket company.
- California SpaceX is the fastest growing satellite, defense & internet provider.
- Red States NEVER innovate because they lack education.
- California created Genetic DNA splicing & GMO.
- California created Awesome $ BlockBuster $ Hollywood Movies.
- California created Solid State Electronics.
- California created the Microchip.
- California created the PC.
- California created the Video Recorder.
- California created the Laser.
- California created the Laser Printer.
- California created Apple.
- California created FaceBook.
- California created Google.
- California created Yahoo!
- California created eBay.
- California created the Mouse
- California created the Touchscreen.
- California created the I-pad.
- California created the I-phone.
- California created the Internet.
- California created SnapChat.
- California created Fantasy Football.
- California created the Wave.
- California created Barbie.
- California created Blue Jeans
- California created the WetSuit
- California created WD-40
- California created PayPal.
- California created Adobe.
- California created Intel.
- California created all the Largest Companies.
- California is the 8th largest economy on the planet!!!
- California Proved Ayn Rand a Liar who sucked government tits!!!!
- Red States NEVER innovate because they lack education.

You didn't build any of that

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Red States didn't build any of that!!!

 

[Ben Thomson]

Newsom also redirected the small amount of water left in the state to his personal reservoirs. Poor, disheveled survivors of the hellscape stood beneath his fortress, begging for a drop.​

​

"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water, or it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence!" Newsom shouted after blasting them with water for a few precious moments.​

personal

Babylon is rarely, if ever, funny. This is a good title and byline though.

Rarely funny because the Left can’t stand to be the butt of jokes.

These are jokes?? - Trump voter