Newly Announced ObamaCare 2015 Provisions: What You Need To Know

[AlHulbert]

Newly Announced ObamaCare 2015 Provisions What You Need To Know Salty Badger

Starting January 1st, 2015 several new provisions of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, are going to be implemented. Many of these provisions were kept secret until 12/6/2014, in which the Supreme Court determined the executive branch cannot rely on non-disclosure clauses for laws that will have an imminent impact on American citizens.

 

[Iceweasel]

Yawn. There's too much wrong with obiecare, you don't need to make shit up.

 

[Mr. H.]

Beginning January 1st, 2015, annual pap smears for women will be required by law.

Howey
rdean
Statistikhengst

 

[TheOldSchool]

The Salty Badger. A comedy site. Nice.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Beginning January 1st, 2015, annual pap smears for women will be required by law.

Howey
rdean
Statistikhengst

That's interesting. I will let the women of USMB know:

CrusaderFrank
HenryBHough
TooTall
Steve_McGarrett

 

[Moonglow]

Beginning January 1st, 2015, annual pap smears for women will be required by law.

Howey
rdean
Statistikhengst

That's interesting. I will let the women of USMB know:

CrusaderFrank
HenryBHough
TooTall
Steve_McGarrett

They are too old for it to do any good...

 

[Statistikhengst]

Beginning January 1st, 2015, annual pap smears for women will be required by law.

Howey
rdean
Statistikhengst

That's interesting. I will let the women of USMB know:

CrusaderFrank
HenryBHough
TooTall
Steve_McGarrett

They are too old for it to do any good...

Yeah, when it's all dried up, there's nothing to do....

 

[Luddly Neddite]

When the Salty Badger was conceived and born from two genius minds, literally minutes prior to writing this statement, we had three major goals in our minds: Bring our brand of comedy to the forefront, have beautiful women throwing themselves at us, and get scrooge McDuck rich. We will settle for any one of the three. We will sneak our humor into the minds of the world one individual at a time starting with our close friends and family because they have a social obligation to read whatever we stick in their faces.

I really wish people wouldn't post satire because there are some really low-info RWs here who will believe anything that supports their ignorant agenda.

You know who you are.

To the OP - Welcome to the board. So far you're two for two: You posted a joke as fact and you put it in the wrong forum. You're going to make a fine RW dupe.

 

[Statistikhengst]

When the Salty Badger was conceived and born from two genius minds, literally minutes prior to writing this statement, we had three major goals in our minds: Bring our brand of comedy to the forefront, have beautiful women throwing themselves at us, and get scrooge McDuck rich. We will settle for any one of the three. We will sneak our humor into the minds of the world one individual at a time starting with our close friends and family because they have a social obligation to read whatever we stick in their faces.

I really wish people wouldn't post satire because there are some really low-info RWs here who will believe anything that supports their ignorant agenda.

You know who you are.

To the OP - Welcome to the board. So far you're two for two: You posted a joke as fact and you put it in the wrong forum. You're going to make a fine RW dupe.

 

[Mr. H.]

When the Salty Badger was conceived and born from two genius minds, literally minutes prior to writing this statement, we had three major goals in our minds: Bring our brand of comedy to the forefront, have beautiful women throwing themselves at us, and get scrooge McDuck rich. We will settle for any one of the three. We will sneak our humor into the minds of the world one individual at a time starting with our close friends and family because they have a social obligation to read whatever we stick in their faces.

I really wish people wouldn't post satire because there are some really low-info RWs here who will believe anything that supports their ignorant agenda.

You know who you are.

To the OP - Welcome to the board. So far you're two for two: You posted a joke as fact and you put it in the wrong forum. You're going to make a fine RW dupe.

You're getting awfully cranky in your old age.

 

[Statistikhengst]

The provisions also clearly mandate mandatory DEEP prostate examinations for Mr. H. every 6 hours, on the hour.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Beginning January 1st, 2015, annual pap smears for women will be required by law.

Howey
rdean
Statistikhengst

You're getting awfully gullible in your old age.

Oh yeah, and drunk.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

The provisions also clearly mandate mandatory prostate examinations for Mr. H. every 6 hours, on the hour.

Redundant since the libs already -

Never mind. The visual is just too horrendous to consider.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Newly Announced ObamaCare 2015 Provisions What You Need To Know Salty Badger

Starting January 1st, 2015 several new provisions of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, are going to be implemented. Many of these provisions were kept secret until 12/6/2014, in which the Supreme Court determined the executive branch cannot rely on non-disclosure clauses for laws that will have an imminent impact on American citizens.

Hey AlHulbert

You might want to report your own thread and ask the mods to move it to Political Satire.

Or not.

 

[AlHulbert]

It's not satire. It's real. Wake up libtards.

 

[Statistikhengst]

It's not satire. It's real. Wake up libtards.

Nappy time for you!

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[Luddly Neddite]

It's not satire. It's real. Wake up libtards.

Gosh. The authors of the piece say its satire. ^^^

Can you link to where they say its not?

Thanks.

 

[Howey]

Newly Announced ObamaCare 2015 Provisions What You Need To Know Salty Badger

Salty Badger????

Really???????????????????????

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Newly Announced ObamaCare 2015 Provisions What You Need To Know Salty Badger

Salty Badger????

Really???????????????????????

Most of us know it as a well known satire site.

But not all of us. The OP says its fact.

When the Salty Badger was conceived and born from two genius minds, literally minutes prior to writing this statement, we had three major goals in our minds: Bring our brand of comedy to the forefront, have beautiful women throwing themselves at us, and get scrooge McDuck rich. We will settle for any one of the three. We will sneak our humor into the minds of the world one individual at a time starting with our close friends and family because they have a social obligation to read whatever we stick in their faces.

 

[Howey]

Newly Announced ObamaCare 2015 Provisions What You Need To Know Salty Badger

Salty Badger????

Really???????????????????????

Most of us know it as a well known satire site.

But not all of us. The OP says its fact.

When the Salty Badger was conceived and born from two genius minds, literally minutes prior to writing this statement, we had three major goals in our minds: Bring our brand of comedy to the forefront, have beautiful women throwing themselves at us, and get scrooge McDuck rich. We will settle for any one of the three. We will sneak our humor into the minds of the world one individual at a time starting with our close friends and family because they have a social obligation to read whatever we stick in their faces.

I like to read the OP, then reply.

It's a good way to prove my superior intellect.