New world record

[Tommy Tainant]

An American girl has just broken the 100m hurdles record.
But she isnt in your Olympic team.
Kendra Harrison looks a bit fast. You must have a hell of a team to leave her out.

 

[Iceweasel]

She was disqualified for having a dick.

 

[Brick Gold]

I have survived yet another massive ass attack and may now be the world record holder. Watch out, the next asshole I choke on might give me a heart attack. I don't know how many more I can take.

Sometimes I like to be humorous about it and tell people I take more shit than a stadium toilet.

 

[Brick Gold]

Someone open the window I think I'm gonna cough up a turd.

No amount of humor though can repair the damage.