New Senior Scam Making the Rounds

[Granny]

I got this green postcard thing with the exciting news that Tennessee was now offering seniors a burial benefit that would pay all burial expenses above the $255 that Social Security pays up to $25,000. I decided to check it out before I filled out the postage-paid card and mailed it.

It's a scam that's making the rounds in several states. Seniors beware.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I plan on living forever so if I get one of those green postcards in the mail I'll just toss it. Thanks for the warning.

 

[xotoxi]

I plan on living forever so if I get one of those green postcards in the mail I'll just toss it. Thanks for the warning.

You'd better fuckin' recycle it, you piece of shit motherfucker!!!

And stop standing there with the refridgerator door open while you are making my SAMMICH!!!