Isn't the whole purpose of being sworn in that it is an official binding contract? And what is binding about it--- that you raise your right hand and swear to god to honor your responsibilities. Are you saying it doesn't matter then swearing in to a stack of gay books you ******* dumbass? Why don't you get sworn in to a pineapple then? Go before a judge in a court of law and ask them if they don't mind you swearing to tell the truth to a pineapple, or a stack of comic books, shitstain, and watch how fast the judge slaps you with a contempt of court charge.
Unless done properly, you could lie your ass off and if caught, you could legally argue indemnity because you never actually swore before god.
Damn, are all you assholes born with the intelligence of a fruit fly or just like being deliberate jerks? You were probably the kid that no one ever picked in gym class at school.