Nation celebrates a full week of Trump not talking!

[DrLove]

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—The United States is celebrating a full week of Donald J. Trump not talking, Americans have confirmed.​

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From coast to coast, Americans are savoring their freedom from Trump’s utterances for the first time since 2015.​

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“As much as I wanted Trump to lose, I had no idea that losing would make him stop talking,” Carol Foyler, who lives in Pittsburgh, said. “I feel like I’ve won the lottery.”​

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Tracy Klugian, who lives in Minneapolis, was more guarded in her ecstasy. “I want to celebrate Trump not talking, but I guess I’m afraid to,” she said. “He’s been quiet for a week, and I don’t want to do anything to jinx that.”​

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But Harland Dorrinson, a resident of St. Louis, felt that an occasion as momentous as Trump being silent for a week “must be honored.”​

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“I believe that we’re living through an important moment in history,” he said. “Someday, people will ask, ‘Where were you when Donald Trump stopped talking?’ ”​

Nation Celebrates Full Week of Trump Not Talking

From coast to coast, Americans are savoring their freedom.

www.newyorker.com

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

ok...ok.....
I'll have to give you that that rotund EFFER never knew when to shut it.
Kinda porked himself too often.

 

[JGalt]

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—The United States is celebrating a full week of Donald J. Trump not talking, Americans have confirmed.​

​

From coast to coast, Americans are savoring their freedom from Trump’s utterances for the first time since 2015.​

​

“As much as I wanted Trump to lose, I had no idea that losing would make him stop talking,” Carol Foyler, who lives in Pittsburgh, said. “I feel like I’ve won the lottery.”​

​

Tracy Klugian, who lives in Minneapolis, was more guarded in her ecstasy. “I want to celebrate Trump not talking, but I guess I’m afraid to,” she said. “He’s been quiet for a week, and I don’t want to do anything to jinx that.”​

​

But Harland Dorrinson, a resident of St. Louis, felt that an occasion as momentous as Trump being silent for a week “must be honored.”​

​

“I believe that we’re living through an important moment in history,” he said. “Someday, people will ask, ‘Where were you when Donald Trump stopped talking?’ ”​

Nation Celebrates Full Week of Trump Not Talking

From coast to coast, Americans are savoring their freedom.

www.newyorker.com

It's when you don't hear him that you need to worry the most. If Trump did more in 47 months than Biden did in 47 years, imagine what he can do in two more months.