Nancy Pelosi Flies To Afghanistan To Lecture Stranded Americans On How Bad January 6 Was

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Nancy Pelosi Flies To Afghanistan To Lecture Stranded Americans On How Bad January 6 Was
6 Sep 2021 ~~ By The Babylon Bee
KABUL—Nancy Pelosi landed at the airport in Kabul today on a mission to reach out to stranded Americans there. She's not on a rescue mission or there to provide any relief, though, and is instead lecturing them on how bad January 6 was. "We have to educate these people on how bad that insurrection was," she told reporters before flying out. "They don't have access to as much information, news, or internet out there, so it's possible they haven't heard about January 6 and what a dark day that was for our country."
"January 6 was literally the worst disaster in the history of the presidency!" she said through a megaphone at Americans waiting at the airport for some hope of escape. "You people just don't understand how bad it was! Ms. Ocasio-Cortez literally gave her life for you that day!"
"Alright, just don't go radicalizing yourselves and thinking Trump actually won, and everything will be OK. Byyyyyye!!!"
It wasn't all a lecture, though, as Pelosi left behind one half-eaten quart of her favorite brand of ice cream for the stranded Americans to fight over, Hunger Games-style.


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Unfortunately, It sounds like something Pelosi would do in real life.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.... Don’t be making fun of Queen Pelosi. you might find yourself in a cell next to one of those "Insurrectionists" who have been in solitary confinement since 1/6/21.
Sac Bee make things so sweet and clear.....
 
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The Biden State Department obstruction of private rescue flights from Afghanistan revealed in leaked email​

 

The Biden State Department obstruction of private rescue flights from Afghanistan revealed in leaked email​

Eh, you think that if a rescue flight takes off from Afghanistan, the State Department has some method or intent to keep it from landing in some other country? How did you think that would that work exactly?
 
Eh, you think that if a rescue flight takes off from Afghanistan, the State Department has some method or intent to keep it from landing in some other country? How did you think that would that work exactly?
I'm just the messenger...read the report....I've heard other private groups of retired vets being hampered by the state Dept. at every turn in their attempt to get Americans out of Afghanistan....to do what Biden is too afraid to do....
 
Eh, you think that if a rescue flight takes off from Afghanistan, the State Department has some method or intent to keep it from landing in some other country? How did you think that would that work exactly?
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Maybe Pelosi should tell them how Joe is working to keep them in Afghanistan by blocking their flights....
You do know that she was on the House floor this morning, right? She was in the US yesterday also, and it's a 14 or 15 hour flight over there. You have definitely been stung by the Babylon Bee, not a news aggregator, but a satire site. You get it now, right?:rolleyes:
 
You do know that she was on the House floor this morning, right? She was in the US yesterday also, and it's a 14 or 15 hour flight over there. You have definitely been stung by the Babylon Bee, not a news aggregator, but a satire site. You get it now, right?:rolleyes:

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Taking the Sacramento Bee satirist seriously makes you the fool.
 

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