My Favorite Guilty Pleasure Cancelled

[WillMunny]

For several years on YouTube, I've been constantly watching Britain's Jeremy Kyle show. And there's a simple reason I call it "Jerry-Springer-Across-the-Pond"; the tracksuit-wearing, booze-damaged, drooling vegetable, incoherent THINGS I've seen on that show look like the product of 10 consecutive generations of brother-sister ******* with some barnyard animals thrown in to give their gene-pools some extra spice. These violent-animal Jeremy Kyle guests look as though they have A LOT of soccer riots and A LOT of jail time in their past, present and future.

Anyway, it just got canceled forever because a guest recently committed suicide after the show. It's a shame because in recent years Jeremy Kyle's scummy, genetically-disfigured non-humans were getting so rowdy and violent with each other, it LITERALLY WAS Jerry-Springer-Across-the-Pond and that's an insult to America's most methamphetamine-injected trailer-park vermin. There was a recent episode in which one guest broke another's nose with a headbutt on live TV and there was blood spilling all over. It went to the UK's criminal court system so I assume it was real.

Oh boy, I wish the Kyle show had subtitles because those chav/hooligans' noise is complete gibberish to anybody with a non-incinerated brain. Those Kyle guests' gibberish accent is so innocent of consonant sounds, everything they say is this slobbering, warbling string of vowel-yodeling. Like some yowling animal in heat.

There must be hundreds of eps. of Jeremy Kyle on YT if anyone's interested in verifying my claims about these loathsome hooligan/chav/whatever being UK's gutter life. Seriously, if think you've seen inbred white trash on Springer, the Kyle show will re-define the word for you.

 

[Dekster]

That is crazy thing about it. The guy clearly knew what he was in for when he went on. He was just so arrogant he thought he could beat a lie detector test just by sheer will of not wanting people to know the truth

 

[Pogo]

For several years on YouTube, I've been constantly watching Britain's Jeremy Kyle show. And there's a simple reason I call it "Jerry-Springer-Across-the-Pond"; the tracksuit-wearing, booze-damaged, drooling vegetable, incoherent THINGS I've seen on that show look like the product of 10 consecutive generations of brother-sister ******* with some barnyard animals thrown in to give their gene-pools some extra spice. These violent-animal Jeremy Kyle guests look as though they have A LOT of soccer riots and A LOT of jail time in their past, present and future.

Anyway, it just got canceled forever because a guest recently committed suicide after the show. It's a shame because in recent years Jeremy Kyle's scummy, genetically-disfigured non-humans were getting so rowdy and violent with each other, it LITERALLY WAS Jerry-Springer-Across-the-Pond and that's an insult to America's most methamphetamine-injected trailer-park vermin. There was a recent episode in which one guest broke another's nose with a headbutt on live TV and there was blood spilling all over. It went to the UK's criminal court system so I assume it was real.

Oh boy, I wish the Kyle show had subtitles because those chav/hooligans' noise is complete gibberish to anybody with a non-incinerated brain. Those Kyle guests' gibberish accent is so innocent of consonant sounds, everything they say is this slobbering, warbling string of vowel-yodeling. Like some yowling animal in heat.

There must be hundreds of eps. of Jeremy Kyle on YT if anyone's interested in verifying my claims about these loathsome hooligan/chav/whatever being UK's gutter life. Seriously, if think you've seen inbred white trash on Springer, the Kyle show will re-define the word for you.

Why the **** would you even WANT to watch something like that?

Good fuckin' riddance.

 

[westwall]

For several years on YouTube, I've been constantly watching Britain's Jeremy Kyle show. And there's a simple reason I call it "Jerry-Springer-Across-the-Pond"; the tracksuit-wearing, booze-damaged, drooling vegetable, incoherent THINGS I've seen on that show look like the product of 10 consecutive generations of brother-sister ******* with some barnyard animals thrown in to give their gene-pools some extra spice. These violent-animal Jeremy Kyle guests look as though they have A LOT of soccer riots and A LOT of jail time in their past, present and future.

Anyway, it just got canceled forever because a guest recently committed suicide after the show. It's a shame because in recent years Jeremy Kyle's scummy, genetically-disfigured non-humans were getting so rowdy and violent with each other, it LITERALLY WAS Jerry-Springer-Across-the-Pond and that's an insult to America's most methamphetamine-injected trailer-park vermin. There was a recent episode in which one guest broke another's nose with a headbutt on live TV and there was blood spilling all over. It went to the UK's criminal court system so I assume it was real.

Oh boy, I wish the Kyle show had subtitles because those chav/hooligans' noise is complete gibberish to anybody with a non-incinerated brain. Those Kyle guests' gibberish accent is so innocent of consonant sounds, everything they say is this slobbering, warbling string of vowel-yodeling. Like some yowling animal in heat.

There must be hundreds of eps. of Jeremy Kyle on YT if anyone's interested in verifying my claims about these loathsome hooligan/chav/whatever being UK's gutter life. Seriously, if think you've seen inbred white trash on Springer, the Kyle show will re-define the word for you.

Why the **** would you even WANT to watch something like that?

Good fuckin' riddance.

Some people like to see the train wrecks, like you, in action. Living vicariously i believe it is called.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

I bet that Tommy Tantrum was on that show

 

[WillMunny]

For several years on YouTube, I've been constantly watching Britain's Jeremy Kyle show. And there's a simple reason I call it "Jerry-Springer-Across-the-Pond"; the tracksuit-wearing, booze-damaged, drooling vegetable, incoherent THINGS I've seen on that show look like the product of 10 consecutive generations of brother-sister ******* with some barnyard animals thrown in to give their gene-pools some extra spice. These violent-animal Jeremy Kyle guests look as though they have A LOT of soccer riots and A LOT of jail time in their past, present and future.

Anyway, it just got canceled forever because a guest recently committed suicide after the show. It's a shame because in recent years Jeremy Kyle's scummy, genetically-disfigured non-humans were getting so rowdy and violent with each other, it LITERALLY WAS Jerry-Springer-Across-the-Pond and that's an insult to America's most methamphetamine-injected trailer-park vermin. There was a recent episode in which one guest broke another's nose with a headbutt on live TV and there was blood spilling all over. It went to the UK's criminal court system so I assume it was real.

Oh boy, I wish the Kyle show had subtitles because those chav/hooligans' noise is complete gibberish to anybody with a non-incinerated brain. Those Kyle guests' gibberish accent is so innocent of consonant sounds, everything they say is this slobbering, warbling string of vowel-yodeling. Like some yowling animal in heat.

There must be hundreds of eps. of Jeremy Kyle on YT if anyone's interested in verifying my claims about these loathsome hooligan/chav/whatever being UK's gutter life. Seriously, if think you've seen inbred white trash on Springer, the Kyle show will re-define the word for you.

Why the **** would you even WANT to watch something like that?

Good fuckin' riddance.

Some people like to see the train wrecks, like you, in action. Living vicariously i believe it is called.

Well, what I've seen on either Springer or Kyle trash TV certainly makes my own life seem a lot better. So in a cynical sense it does brighten my day.

 

[Pogo]

For several years on YouTube, I've been constantly watching Britain's Jeremy Kyle show. And there's a simple reason I call it "Jerry-Springer-Across-the-Pond"; the tracksuit-wearing, booze-damaged, drooling vegetable, incoherent THINGS I've seen on that show look like the product of 10 consecutive generations of brother-sister ******* with some barnyard animals thrown in to give their gene-pools some extra spice. These violent-animal Jeremy Kyle guests look as though they have A LOT of soccer riots and A LOT of jail time in their past, present and future.

Anyway, it just got canceled forever because a guest recently committed suicide after the show. It's a shame because in recent years Jeremy Kyle's scummy, genetically-disfigured non-humans were getting so rowdy and violent with each other, it LITERALLY WAS Jerry-Springer-Across-the-Pond and that's an insult to America's most methamphetamine-injected trailer-park vermin. There was a recent episode in which one guest broke another's nose with a headbutt on live TV and there was blood spilling all over. It went to the UK's criminal court system so I assume it was real.

Oh boy, I wish the Kyle show had subtitles because those chav/hooligans' noise is complete gibberish to anybody with a non-incinerated brain. Those Kyle guests' gibberish accent is so innocent of consonant sounds, everything they say is this slobbering, warbling string of vowel-yodeling. Like some yowling animal in heat.

There must be hundreds of eps. of Jeremy Kyle on YT if anyone's interested in verifying my claims about these loathsome hooligan/chav/whatever being UK's gutter life. Seriously, if think you've seen inbred white trash on Springer, the Kyle show will re-define the word for you.

Why the **** would you even WANT to watch something like that?

Good fuckin' riddance.

Some people like to see the train wrecks, like you, in action. Living vicariously i believe it is called.

Well, what I've seen on either Springer or Kyle trash TV certainly makes my own life seem a lot better. So in a cynical sense it does brighten my day.

Bizarre way to look at things. I dunno, I can't watch misery. Maybe it's an empathy thing.
That's a major reason I don't go to movies.