Muslim Jokes

[Francispencovic]

If the Qa’aba is crowded, I’m coming back later so I don’t step on people.

Have you made the Haj to the statue of Lenin?
Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night Muslims!

Why don’t you ride your flying carpets to Mecca.

O build ye more stately skyscrapers.

For all you know, I could be the Mahdi.

 

[JGalt]

Now you went and done it.

 

[daveman]

 

[daveman]