Most Bestest Movie Lines

[Rocko]

I am serious and don’t call me Shirley

 

[Rocko]

Forgiveness is between them and God and I’m here to arrange the meeting

 

[Ringtone]

Billy Clayton: The drunk piano player. . . . [Y]ou're probably seeing double.

Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of you.

 

[Auld Phart]

Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?

Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.

Wyatt Earp: What does he need?

Doc Holliday: Revenge.

Wyatt Earp: For what?

Doc Holliday: Bein' born.

 

[Natural Citizen]

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else. - X-Men

Heh heh heh.

 

[Ringtone]

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

 

[Darkwind]

Zoe Washburne: Sir, I need you to take helm because I need my husband to rip the clothes off my body.

Hoban Washburne - being dragged way: "Work, work, work"

 

[Ringtone]

What we've got here is a failure to communicate. --From Cool Hand Luke

 

[Rocko]

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[lg325]

I am not joking and don't call me Shirley- It's from the movie Airplane.

 

[Rocko]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[Ringtone]

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. --From Casablanca

 

[Ringtone]

I drink your milkshake. I drink it all up! --From There Will Be Blood

 

[meaner gene]

Kilgore : Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now (1979)

 

[ClaireH]

"I'm not left-handed either." - The Man In Black, in Princess Bride

"The word of a woman - what good is that."

"I am no one to be trifled with." - The Man In Black, in Princess Bride

"You don't get out much, do you." - The Count of Monte Cristo, just escaped from the prison Chateau D'If, to the Pirate who said his sailor was the best man he ever saw with a knife

Great thread...I needed a nice boost of positivity

Vinny: Is it possible that the two youts--
Judge Haller: Uh, the two what? Uh, uh, what was that word?
Vinny: Uh, what word?
Judge Haller: Two what?
Vinny: What?
Judge Haller: Did you say "yutes"?
Vinny: Yeah, two youts.
Judge Haller: What is a yute?
Vinny: Oh, excuse me, Your Honor, two youths.

This was only one of many funny scenes in the movie; one of the best comedies ever: My Cousin Vinny

 

[Ringtone]

“Now yous can’t leave.”

Good flick!

 

[Ringtone]

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Lousy movie, but one of the best lines of all time.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

" Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker".

 

[Auld Phart]

"HOWEVER... IN 1964 the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top dead center".

 

[Ringtone]

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."