More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets

[tyroneweaver]

More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets

SPRINGFIELD, MO—Claiming the awful predicament was every mother and father’s worst nightmare, reports confirmed Tuesday that more parents now say that allowing their children to play football is not worth the risk of having them drafted by the New York Jets. “Sure, there are positives to having...

theonion.com

I don’t think I could ever forgive myself,” said local parent Lindsay Cristholm, explaining that it would only take one bad NFL draft day to completely ruin her child’s life forever.

 

[d0gbreath]

There's always next year.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

Wisdom from the Idaho Spud.

 

[mudwhistle]

More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets

SPRINGFIELD, MO—Claiming the awful predicament was every mother and father’s worst nightmare, reports confirmed Tuesday that more parents now say that allowing their children to play football is not worth the risk of having them drafted by the New York Jets. “Sure, there are positives to having...

theonion.com

I don’t think I could ever forgive myself,” said local parent Lindsay Cristholm, explaining that it would only take one bad NFL draft day to completely ruin her child’s life forever.

I saw hard knocks on the Giants, and that is one serious goatfuck of a front office.

The Jets are right up there with them when it comes to incompetence.

 

[mikegriffith1]

Love it! Hilarious!

 

[J.S.]

J-E-T-S!
Lose
LOSE
LOSE!

 

[E. Pluribus]

It's just the normal ebb and flow of teams and now it's the jets (small J).