Missouri Floats Program to Deputize Citizens as Migrant Bounty Hunters

[DigitalDrifter]

If you live there, here's your chance to become a hero!!

A Missouri lawmaker wants to create a program which would give residents $1,000 payouts for reporting illegal immigrants in their communities to authorities.

The bounty-hunter-style system was proposed by Senator-elect Davod Gregory, who wants to allow regular bail bond agents to be certified to go after those who crossed the border illegally.

Gregory introduced Senate Bill 72 on December 1, and it includes bars for undocumented migrants on receiving benefits, a driver's license or the ability to be a legal resident of Missouri.

Missouri floats program to deputize citizens as migrant bounty hunters

Residents signed up to the program could be paid $1,000 for reporting undocumented migrants to authorities.

www.newsweek.com

 

[tyroneweaver]

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

If you live there, here's your chance to become a hero!!

Missouri floats program to deputize citizens as migrant bounty hunters

Residents signed up to the program could be paid $1,000 for reporting undocumented migrants to authorities.

www.newsweek.com

He stole my idea.

 

[Crepitus]

If you live there, here's your chance to become a hero!!

Missouri floats program to deputize citizens as migrant bounty hunters

Residents signed up to the program could be paid $1,000 for reporting undocumented migrants to authorities.

www.newsweek.com

Holy shit that's an incredibly stupid idea!!

 

[Harry Dresden]

Holy shit that's an incredibly stupid idea!!

yea i know.....what can go wrong?.....

 

[Thunk]

Holy shit that's an incredibly stupid idea!!

There's your PROOF that it's a great idea!

 

[Doc7505]

Holy shit that's an incredibly stupid idea!!

Drape the dead across the saddle!!

 

[Zincwarrior]

If you live there, here's your chance to become a hero!!

Missouri floats program to deputize citizens as migrant bounty hunters

Residents signed up to the program could be paid $1,000 for reporting undocumented migrants to authorities.

www.newsweek.com

I would report every house with a MAGA sign for fun and profit.

 

[Zincwarrior]

Drape the dead across the saddle!!

You want to kill them?

 

[Zincwarrior]

Also i would report every construction company and food processor in the phone book.

 

[Thunk]

Report one per day & make $365,000 next year!

 

[Zincwarrior]

All the ag companies, beer companies, and home repair. I could make millions!!!!

 

[Doc7505]

You want to kill them?

That what Dead or alive means.... In the Old West they got paid only if they could come up with the perp dead or alive.... Bounty hunters found that the prisoners were easier to handle them dead, except they had to work fast or suffer the stench.

 

[Oddball]

 

[Thunk]

All the ag companies, beer companies, and home repair. I could make millions!!!!

Billions if we could access DMV records!

Now if we could get Trump to agree to NO TAX ON BOUNTIES

 

[Zincwarrior]

That what Dead or alive means.... In the Old West they got paid only if they could come up with the perp dead or alive.... Bounty hunters found that the prisoners were easier to handle them dead, except they had to work fast or suffer the stench.

Lets be clear. You want the government to randomly kill people without trial. #insaneincel

 

[Zincwarrior]

Billions if we could access DMV records!

Now if we could get Trump to agree to NO TAX ON BOUNTIES

If Trump allowed that he would be dead within minutes.

 

[yidnar]

All the ag companies, beer companies, and home repair. I could make millions!!!!

and the registered democrat voters and you may make billions !

 

[EvilCat Breath]

You want to kill them?

T h e criminal aliens! Of course! Open the border to hunting. Give a bounty.

 

[toobfreak]

Drape the dead across the saddle!!

Just shoot dead anyone who looks or talks funny. We may get a few innocent people but what we lack in accuracy, we would make up for in efficiency!

Besides, population is too high anyway and fewer people would be greener for the climate, right? So I know no democrats will disagree.