Missile Defense Logo Caption Time

[Emma]

Obviously, we must change the colors of our flag, and remove the stripes and stars just for good measure.

Now the question is, what color(s)?

White? SURRENDER!

No.

Yellow? COWARD!

No.

Green? PUSSY LIBERAL ENVIRONMENTALISTS!

No.

Purple? HOMO!

No.

Red? COMMIE!

No.

Black? WHAT?!? THEY ALREADY HAVE A WHOLE MONTH!

No.





Any suggestions?

 

[RadiomanATL]

U.f.i.a.

 

[Liability]

Obviously, we must change the colors of our flag, and remove the stripes and stars just for good measure.

Now the question is, what color(s)?

White? SURRENDER!

No.

Yellow? COWARD!

No.

Green? PUSSY LIBERAL ENVIRONMENTALISTS!

No.

Purple? HOMO!

No.

Red? COMMIE!

No.

Black? WHAT?!? THEY ALREADY HAVE A WHOLE MONTH!

No.





Any suggestions?

I have a suggestion for you, Emma!


If you are trying to go for wit and sarcasm, try to pick a topic worthy of your vaunted intellect!

 

[☭proletarian☭]

This is what happens when the GOP invites the Birchers back into the party...

 

[Liability]

This is what happens when the GOP invites the Birchers back into the party...

Let's try to map that connection.

The GOP invites some alleged "Birchers" into Party. Therefore, the Obama Administration creates a symbol for a missle defense agency which is similar to the Obama emblem and which contains hints of the Islamic emblem.

Yep.

Straightline logic there alright.

 

[☭proletarian☭]

This is what happens when the GOP invites the Birchers back into the party...

Let's try to map that connection.

The GOP invites some alleged "Birchers" into Party.

Um, dude, the Birchers were official sponsors of CPAC.

Therefore, the Obama Administration creates a symbol for a missle defense agency

Actually, it was designed during the Bush administration.

"This was a logo that was developed three years ago for our recruiting materials and our public Web site," MDA spokesman Rick Lehner told our colleague Ed O'Keefe. "It did not replace our official MDA logo, and of course it has no ties to any political campaign. It was done one year before the 2008 elections. So the whole thing is pretty ridiculous." Lehner said the insignia was chosen because it was "cheaper, because it's three colors as opposed to the five colors on the official logo."

washingtonpost.com

which is similar to the Obama emblem and which contains hints of the Islamic emblem.

Arizona also has a star. And the sunrays look an awful lot like those of the Japanese Rising Sun!

South Carolina also has a crescent moon!

Mississippi's flag blatantly displays anti-American treasonous symbols!

And they're not the only ones!

Hawaii wants to destroy America! They support the Crown and the Tories and want to destroy the USA and force Americans to submit to British rule so they can attain sovereignty again!

California features a bear (THE RUSSIANS!!! THE BIRCHERS WERE RIGHT! IT'S A COMMUNIST CONSPIRACY!!!!!!) and a star!!!!

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Liability]

* * * *

My thoughts exactly.

At least you admit that your thoughts are exactly cuckoo.

That's a healthy first step.

 

[☭proletarian☭]

It's funny because you were proven a cook and you're not man enough to admit you were wrong.

 

[Liability]

It's funny because you were proven a cook and you're not man enough to admit you were wrong.

More of a grill man, kid.

But it is funny that you admitted that you are exactly cuckoo.