Miracle Whip is NOT mayonaise.

[inquisitive]

So we were at the grocery store together (this happens maybe once every 2 yrs that we go together) a few days ago. At times would split off to get seperate things (b/c we both just like to get'n'go) and i told him we needed mayonaise. So as I'm making sandwiches for my kids lunch I realize I can't find any mayo. One of my kids says, it's in the fridge. I look, and sure enough....he got Miracle whip, which my kid is now calling mayonaise too. This is the 2nd or 3rd time he's gotten MW instead of mayo. He says it's the same thing. I will no longer ask him to pick up the mayonaise LOL.

Ladies; anything you won't send your man to the store to get?

Is Miracle whip really mayonaise?

 

[random3434]

No, it's a gross pile of fat globs, just like mayo.

Have you ever watched mayo "sweat?"

 

[strollingbones]

fuck no its not.....

What is Miracle Whip®?

i would beat the shit outta any man coming home with less than duke's mayo


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lli772Vl96w]YouTube - Dukes Mayo Jingle 08: E. Duke[/ame]

 

[strollingbones]

No, it's a gross pile of fat globs, just like mayo.

Have you ever watched mayo "sweat?"

yankee bitch...it dont sweat it glistens

 

[Sarah G]

So we were at the grocery store together (this happens maybe once every 2 yrs that we go together) a few days ago. At times would split off to get seperate things (b/c we both just like to get'n'go) and i told him we needed mayonaise. So as I'm making sandwiches for my kids lunch I realize I can't find any mayo. One of my kids says, it's in the fridge. I look, and sure enough....he got Miracle whip, which my kid is now calling mayonaise too. This is the 2nd or 3rd time he's gotten MW instead of mayo. He says it's the same thing. I will no longer ask him to pick up the mayonaise LOL.

Ladies; anything you won't send your man to the store to get?

Is Miracle whip really mayonaise?

It's a nice change. I kind of get a craving for Miracle Whip at times. Like now because you just mentioned it.

Tuna with Miracle Whip.. Yum

 

[random3434]

No, it's a gross pile of fat globs, just like mayo.

Have you ever watched mayo "sweat?"

yankee bitch...it dont sweat it glistens

 

[KittenKoder]

Miracle Whip is 100 times better than real mayo.

 

[manifold]

It is NOT mayo. In fact, it isn't even edible IMO. It's just about the nastiest shit I've ever put in my mouth.

And on a related note, has anyone here ever heard of pork roll? Apparently it's pretty common down in New Jersey. It's nothing more than deli Spam. Nasty ass shit.

 

[KittenKoder]

It is NOT mayo. In fact, it isn't even edible IMO. It's just about the nastiest shit I've ever put in my mouth.

And on a related note, has anyone here ever heard of pork roll? Apparently it's pretty common down in New Jersey. It's nothing more than deli Spam. Nasty ass shit.

Real mayo actually makes me violently ill. Not everyone can eat raw eggs and lard blended together.

 

[strollingbones]

real mayo is eggs and oil...i am not sure where you get lard? o right yall are a bunch of damned yankess why do i even bother? you wouldnt know good food if it smacked you in the ass....

 

[KittenKoder]

real mayo is eggs and oil...i am not sure where you get lard? o right yall are a bunch of damned yankess why do i even bother? you wouldnt know good food if it smacked you in the ass....

Oil .. lard ... meh ...

I like Mexican food.

 

[strollingbones]

o there is some healthy ass shit...mexican....brown food....

you dont even have a clue what lard is ...do you?

 

[KittenKoder]

o there is some healthy ass shit...mexican....brown food....

you dont even have a clue what lard is ...do you?

Yep ... it's what you fry everything in to make it taste good.

 

[strollingbones]

no one frys in lard...put down the copy of "god's little acre"...i see why we detest yall so much!

 

[KittenKoder]

no one frys in lard...put down the copy of "god's little acre"...i see why we detest yall so much!

I call all fat and oil lard ... or did you miss that.

 

[del]

No, it's a gross pile of fat globs, just like mayo.

Have you ever watched mayo "sweat?"

yankee bitch...it dont sweat it glistens

horses sweat, men perspire, ladies glow, mayo glistens.
everybody knows that.

cain's mayo is the best

 

[strollingbones]

no one frys in lard...put down the copy of "god's little acre"...i see why we detest yall so much!

I call all fat and oil lard ... or did you miss that.

no i didnt miss that.....walks way ....muttering....maybe jb is on to something

 

[jillian]

miracle whip is not mayo... i don't know what it is.....

helmann's is mayo.

 

[xotoxi]

Miracle Whip is NOT mayonaise.

Well...mayonaisse is not Miracle Whip. So there!

 

[jillian]

Miracle Whip is NOT mayonaise.

Well...mayonaisse is not Miracle Whip. So there!

can't argue with that.