General Heat and General Dehydration will eventually run the militias off, not to mention General Boredom. Standing guard in the Nevada desert in April is quite a bit different from doing it in July.
However, the kooks are already turning on each other in Bundyland.
Hot Gossip: Cliven Bundy's Militia Buddies Have Broken Up, Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
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First off, Stewart Rhodes, the head of one militia contingent, the Oath Keepers, said on Friday that he’d gotten “intel” from a highly placed source that Eric Holder and the Department of Justice were going to launch a “hot drone strike” on the Bundy Ranch, because that makes perfect sense. And while Rhodes suspected that the leak may have been deliberate disinformation designed to make the militia heroes look delusional, or more delusional, he also decided, as a precaution, to “evacuate all of his Oath Keepers that have been stationed” at the Bundy Ranch, for, like, security and stuff. This decision did not sit well with “Booda Bear,” the “head of security” for the Bundy Ranch. (Who made him “head of security”? We have no earthly idea; we get the impression it may be a self-appointed position, but who knows?)
And so, since the Oath Keepers chickened out (in another very important video, the Booda Bear Loyalists take a vote and agree that it was “desertion” — swear to god, it is like watching goddamn Teddy Roosevelt and the ******* Rough Riders storm Omaha Beach during the Battle of Bunker Hill here, tell you what), Mr. Booda Bear proclaimed that since he and his guys “sleep in the dirt out here, we’re on shifts for 14 hours a day and trying to make sure that this family [the Bundys] stays safe and secure,” there were going to have to be some changes made:
*** and just so everybody knows, as Booda, head of security for the Bundy Family
*** I can swear on the white skin that covers my ass there will not be an Oath
*** Keeper — there WILL NOT BE AN OATH KEEPER allowed to set foot on the
*** internal ranch property.
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