Military humor

[usmcstinger]

Remember the tools of war were made by the lowest bidders.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

US Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines

Because that's what marines are for.

Join the Navy - be the taxi service for real fighting men.

Join the Air Force. They have cheap uniforms because you can get them from retired Greyhound bus drivers.

 

[Daryl Hunt]

US Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines

Because that's what marines are for.

Join the Navy - be the taxi service for real fighting men.

Join the Air Force. They have cheap uniforms because you can get them from retired Greyhound bus drivers.

Join the Navy who has the ugliest utility uniforms in creation. Yes, you can stand there with a mop in your hands with a big "Please Kill me Now" sign.

 

[miketx]