Mexican love for big tires

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why do 4 foot mexicans always drive huge SUVs like Nissan Armada ? I see them every 5 minutes here in California.

i have a ( white ) friend back in New York who is a former professional football player. he's 6 feet tall and weighs 265 pounds of which most is in his chest and shoulders. he drivers a tiny porsche.

jeremy clarkson is 6 foot 5 and he fits into a motherfucking lotus, which is a car that's about as tall as the chrome rim on an SUV a mexican would be driving.

yet 4 foot mexicans need cars that weigh at least 6,000 pounds.

but mexican love for rubber doesn't stop there. have you noticed that mexicans always ride mountain bikes ? even though they never do any off roading on them? nor could they because they buy their bikes in walmart and those bikes would snap in half on any real downhill ride. they show "bling" by getting full suspension bikes.

even professionals mountain bikers who ONLY ride their bikes on ACTUAL FUCKING MOUNTAINS don't go for full suspension unless they are doing downhill. why? because suspension adds weight and dissipates pedaling energy in the shocks slowing you down.

and of course serious road riders who ( like mexicans ) don't go off pavement will neither use suspension ( front or back ) nor tires wider than about 32mm ( tires on mexican bikes are over 50mm wide ) why? because bigger tires both add weight, rolling resistance and aerodynamic drag.

but do you think a mexican could possibly understand any of these things ?

they think they drive a quality car because they can't reach the pedals or see the road over the hood. they think they are macho or gangsta because they ride Toys-R-Us bicycles.

and these are the people who are supposed to be equal to us and who we want to give amnesty to.
 
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I think they like being inconspicuous.
 

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Or if they jack it up really, really, high......... Sheriff Joe's guys won't be able to see who's driving and assume it's " wunna arz"
 

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