Men ...wtf?

[Shattered]

Like you'd let anyone else in your house cook anyway. Not even a nice try on that one ...

Sure I would. Sometimes. What I don't allow is other people to touch my grill.

 

[random3434]

o go ahead..it will distract allie and bass for the day....

Yeah, add Obama and that would just about cover the entire USMB!

 

[AVG-JOE]

I love the toilet seat argument. I should remember to put it down when I am done but women never have to put it up when they are done.

And I NEVER sit on the damn toilet no matter the time of day or the sleepiness of me, with out checking if the seat is down and NOT wet. You would think a woman, who claims to be the smart one of the couple could manage the same?

My house has a rule... seat and lid both remain down when the appliance is not in use, that way everyone has to move something. Worked like a charm when I was living with a wife and 2 daughters, still works with just the wife.

-Joe

 

[strollingbones]

Oh, I Love this....there's nothing quite like watching a man glare at his true love lol

In my husbands case...it's a Hard Drive lol

the look and the little moans...i love the anguish moan....i may not be able to fix this moan....hopefully followed by the ...wait...i understand it now...sigh....and that grunt...the this is so fucking stupid grunt, go pay for a new one.

 

[Gunny]

Sure I would. Sometimes. What I don't allow is other people to touch my grill.

We aren't even going there again. You were wrong and still are wrong. No self-respecting man around here lets some chick touch his grill, or the smoker. You keep your little ass in the kitchen and away from my freakin toys and we'll get along just fine.

I think we've also already discussed the sexual orientation of men who LET women do the BBQing.

I don't believe anything else need be said.

 

[Shattered]

We aren't even going there again. You were wrong and still are wrong. No self-respecting man around here lets some chick touch his grill, or the smoker. You keep your little ass in the kitchen and away from my freakin toys and we'll get along just fine.

I think we've also already discussed the sexual orientation of men who LET women do the BBQing.

I don't believe anything else need be said.

YOUR toys are kept in the garage. MY toys are kept in the back yard..and the house.. Oh, and apparently under the tree because there's no room in the garage..

 

[strollingbones]

We aren't even going there again. You were wrong and still are wrong. No self-respecting man around here lets some chick touch his grill, or the smoker. You keep your little ass in the kitchen and away from my freakin toys and we'll get along just fine.

I think we've also already discussed the sexual orientation of men who LET women do the BBQing.

I don't believe anything else need be said.

*nods*

 

[Shattered]

*nods*

You're not helping.

I BBQ better than any male I know. Oh, and *I* can get the damned coals lit without burning myself.

 

[Gunny]

YOUR toys are kept in the garage. MY toys are kept in the back yard..and the house.. Oh, and apparently under the tree because there's no room in the garage..

Wrong. Your toys are in the house. Anything outside the house is mine except your car which does not fit in my gym. You would NOT touch the grill, period.

Best you stay up there where the men allow women to encroach on their stuff. Don't happen around here.

 

[Gunny]

You're not helping.

I BBQ better than any male I know. Oh, and *I* can get the damned coals lit without burning myself.

Guess you know a lot of lame males then, huh?

 

[Shattered]

Wrong. Your toys are in the house. Anything outside the house is mine except your car which does not fit in my gym. You would NOT touch the grill, period.

Best you stay up there where the men allow women to encroach on their stuff. Don't happen around here.

Yours:

Mine:

Yours:

Mine:

 

[Gunny]

Yours:

Mine:

Yours:

Mine:

Keep dreaming. Not in this lifetime on this planet.

 

[Shattered]

Keep dreaming. Not in this lifetime on this planet.

If you're nice, I'll let you play with the big girl toys sometime.

 

[random3434]

If you're nice, I'll let you play with the big girl toys sometime.

That could have SO many different meanings..............

 

[Shattered]

That could have SO many different meanings..............

Good point. But, the title IS "Men...WTF?!"

 

[strollingbones]

hubby uses the small webber grill...isnt that large grill a propane one...you are making gunny's point here

 

[Shattered]

hubby uses the small webber grill...isnt that large grill a propane one...you are making gunny's point here

Nope. I don't ever use propane. Tried it once, and it was the most disgusting thing ever.

That's not my grill; I was going for effect here; thus the pink spatula, too.

 

[AVG-JOE]

That could have SO many different meanings..............

I'm sure the thought police could form a case against my thinking just now...

-Joe

 

[Gunny]

If you're nice, I'll let you play with the big girl toys sometime.

I don't need to play with any "big girl" toys ... nor are you playing with the big boy toys. That includes the coffee pot that would instantly be replaced by a percolator as opposed to some gay crap-a-chino maker.

 

[GigiBowman]

I'm sure the thought police could form a case against my thinking just now...

-Joe

Ha! Not you Average Joseph