Meet my new girlfriend

[Blaster]

I always had a weakness for blondes.

 

[The Duke]

Bottle blondes?

 

[Magnus]

I always had a weakness for blondes.

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Long-distance telephoto lens? Nice. What range? 300mm, I am guessing.

 

[The Duke]

I always had a weakness for blondes.

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She looks good for now, but that one's an expander.

In about 6 years, she'll be a chubber and that ass will be about 3 feet wide.



Somehow I see that when a lot of people don't.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Looks like HIGH-HIGH maintenance to me.
No thanks... not even close. Even if I could afford the $200k a year she would spend.

At any rate... she isn't all that anyway.
Fake hair, probably fake tits, certainly fake personality and selfish to the max.
Bleh

 

[beautress]

I always had a weakness for blondes.

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She's young and beautiful, Blaster. Hope things go well for you two!

 

[Blaster]

She looks good for now, but that one's an expander.

In about 6 years, she'll be a chubber and that ass will be about 3 feet wide.

I don't intend to marry her.

 

[beautress]

She looks good for now, but that one's an expander.

In about 6 years, she'll be a chubber and that ass will be about 3 feet wide.

Mr. The Duke....!!!

 

[Blaster]

Looks like HIGH-HIGH maintenance to me.
No thanks... not even close. Even if I could afford the $200k a year she would spend.

At any rate... she isn't all that anyway.
Fake hair, probably fake tits, certainly fake personality and selfish to the max.
Bleh

She actually likes outdoor sports and her tits aren't fake. Trust me.

 

[Blaster]

She's young and beautiful, Blaster. Hope things go well for you two!

We are just dating. There is no long term commitment.

 

[beautress]

I don't intend to marry her.

You don't? Well, I have a little song fer ya when her daddy catches on!

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[hjmick]

 

[The Duke]

Mr. The Duke....!!!

These things happen.

I'm telling ya, I know how to spot expanders. They'll look one way up to about 28...

Then the widening starts..and by 36..the true form will be reached.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Look here is the same woman in a business suit advertisement... what a coincidence!!

 

[Arlette]

I always had a weakness for blondes.

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I know her. She's modeling office clothes

 

[The Duke]

I can see those legs are going to grow..outward.

She'll still be pretty.

 

[Blaster]

Look here is the same woman in a business suit advertisement... what a coincidence!!


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Wow, what a coincidence...

 

[Blaster]

I had fun with this thread. I get tired of all the political discussion and like posting something that is enjoyable.

 

[1srelluc]

Look here is the same woman in a business suit advertisement... what a coincidence!!


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[iamwhatiseem]

I had fun with this thread. I get tired of all the political discussion and like posting something that is enjoyable.

You went full Mortimer... never go full Mortimer