Meet my new girlfriend

[Blaster]

You went full Mortimer... never go full Mortimer

Nobody can outdo Mortimer for weirdness.

 

[August West]

She looks good for now, but that one's an expander.

In about 6 years, she'll be a chubber and that ass will be about 3 feet wide.



Somehow I see that when a lot of people don't.

She has what I like to call a "starter kit" to fatness.

 

[The Duke]

She's young and beautiful, Blaster. Hope things go well for you two!

For now...

 

[The Duke]

You went full Mortimer... never go full Mortimer

Nobody can outdo Mortimer for weirdness.

No, it'd be full Mortimer if she was wearing a Nazi suit.

 

[Unkotare]

I don't intend to marry her.

Then don't waste her time.

 

[Mr Natural]

¡Muy Bueno!

 

[Blaster]

Then don't waste her time.

So you think that every woman wants a commitment to marriage?

 

[Mr Natural]

Have you closed the deal yet?

 

[Blaster]

Have you closed the deal yet?

Do you mean sex?

 

[Mr Natural]

Do you mean sex?

What other deal is there?

 

[Unkotare]

So you think that every woman wants a commitment to marriage?

Be honest.

 

[Blaster]

Be honest.

I always try to be.

 

[SweetSue92]

She looks good for now, but that one's an expander.

In about 6 years, she'll be a chubber and that ass will be about 3 feet wide.



Somehow I see that when a lot of people don't.

Alright a few dudes have said this. I admit, I don't see it. Maybe her face is full? She seems slim though.

I say this with no personal animus. This could always change but for now, I'm at my high school weight. Which, I know, is weird. Just weird.

 

[Lord Long Rod]

Unfortunately, chicks don’t age well. You need a good “7” if you are looking for LT. Otherwise, she is a pump-n-dump, a screw-n-lose, a nut-n-run, a shag-n-drag, a breech-n-screech, a troll-n-roll, a pounce-n-bounce, and a crush-n-groove.

 

[Blaster]

Oh La La ...

 

[Natural Citizen]

Look here is the same woman in a business suit advertisement... what a coincidence!!


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Also, $47.99 for a crappy sweatshirt? Gosh...

 

[braalian]

Bottle blondes?

Eh, she’s hot. The carpet don’t necessarily need to match the drapes.

 

[braalian]

Oh La La ...

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Ew no. I don’t want to date a girl who could beat me arm wrestling

 

[Ava]

I always had a weakness for blondes.

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She is beautiful and wholesome-looking. This does not mean she will change. There are some of us who have not and will not.

 

[Grau]

Looks like HIGH-HIGH maintenance to me.
No thanks... not even close. Even if I could afford the $200k a year she would spend.

At any rate... she isn't all that anyway.
Fake hair, probably fake tits, certainly fake personality and selfish to the max.
Bleh

Do you really think that all attractive women are: "HIGH-HIGH maintenance", selfish big spenders with "fake personalities"?

People can't help the way they look, to a point. I, for example, could stand to loose at least 20 pounds but I think that you're generalizing about attractive women.

Many times attractive people who come across as arrogant are really just shy.

For what it's worth, I'm over 70 years old and have spent plenty of time on the ropes in the ring of love.

Finally, you usually find what you're looking for. In other words, if you expect attractive women to be arrogant, selfish and devoid of personality, that's probably what / who you'll find.

If nothing else, I hope you will agree that not all generalizations are accurate.

Thanks,