Manchin will agree to Halloween only if candy is completely removed!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Signalling his opposition to a storied tradition, Senator Joe Manchin said that he will agree to Halloween only if candy is completely eliminated.​

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The West Virginia senator, arguing that the “big Halloween giveaway is over,” said that billions are wastefully spent on candy each year.​

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“People seem to think that children going from house to house to get candy for free is fun,” Manchin said. “I call it something else: socialism.”​

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Manchin’s neighbors said that his opposition to candy on Halloween is long-standing. “Kids skip his house, because he just gives out coal,” one neighbor said.​

Manchin Will Agree to Halloween Only if Candy Is Completely Removed

“Kids skip his house, because he just gives out coal,” one neighbor said.

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[Dekster]

Manchin is doing the dems a favor by killing their Christmas Tree bill. They can probably get somewhere on some of this stuff if they weren't tying all the AOC wet dream items in with it.