Man Pelted To Death With Oranges

[Delta4Embassy]

Best alt weapon's an icicle. Melts after a while leaving no trace of the murder weapon or fingerprints. (Has an interesting bookshelf)

 

[Vandalshandle]

If this had happened in America, they would have used rubber oranges.

 

[skye]

LOL!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[Vandalshandle]

it could have been worse. they could have unleashed the Gatorade.

 

[skye]

unleashed the Gatorade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rotagilla]

There will be some pansy ass crying there is a need for orange control because they are now deadly weapons. This looks like a disagreement and an unfortunate end for the orangeman.

Reminds me that football season will be here soon.

They should pass a law requiring people to register, undergo background checks, and obtain a license before carrying oranges
. They they could make the possession of oranges without a license a first degree felony with a 25 to life penalty.
To further keep the public safe, an absolute ban on containers holding more than 5 oranges could be included in new legislation.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Wonder if the autopsy will show the splat marks were in the front, or in the back as he was running away ?

 

[Pogo]

it could have been worse. they could have unleashed the Gatorade.

That would be raisin the stakes...

Wonder if the autopsy will show the splat marks were in the front, or in the back as he was running away ?

You think there was a second splatter?

 

[Alex.]

There is a run on copies of the movie The Godfather in Africa. These two killers took the significance of the oranges too seriously.


THE GODFATHER: What's With the ORANGES?

 

[DigitalDrifter]

it could have been worse. they could have unleashed the Gatorade.

That would be raisin the stakes...

Wonder if the autopsy will show the splat marks were in the front, or in the back as he was running away ?

You think there was a second splatter?

Don't know, but if the splat marks are in the front, it may show that the thrower was justified in using orangely force.

 

[Vandalshandle]

Everything was peachy until somebody went plum bananas. One of them was admiring another one's cherry woody, but somebody else called it a lemon. Then the first one found out that the second one had asked his tomato for a date, and then all oranges broke loose....