Macron's office downplays video appearing to show his wife pushing him in the face

[skye]

Advertisement in a gym in France:

"Does your wife beat you? Sign up for self-defense courses at our gym''

 

[Unkotare]

And I mean really old lady. The funniest part is when he realized there were cameras on him and tried to play it off.

 

[Oddball]

5th thread on yesterday's news.

 

[BluesLegend]

Then he offered his arm as they came down the steps and she cold shouldered him while giving him the stink eye.

 

[BluesLegend]

5th thread on yesterday's news.

There's audio now,

Macron: Your slow as F you old hag hurry up

(SMACK)

 

[TemplarKormac]

There's audio now,

Macron: Your slow as F you old hag hurry up

(SMACK)

You and Oddy,

Grumpy old men.

Just like Macron's wife.

 

[BluesLegend]

You and Oddy,

Grumpy old men.

Just like Macron's wife.

You give Macron's wife sponge baths bare handed.

 

[TemplarKormac]

You give Macron's wife sponge baths bare handed.

Why I would never!

I would suggest you try crumpled napkins, since you have experience in that area!

 

[TemplarKormac]

Then he offered his arm as they came down the steps and she cold shouldered him while giving him the stink eye.

Well, she could have just as easily just yeeted him down the stairs, too.

Macron is a lucky sumbitch.

 

[BluesLegend]

Why I would never!

I would suggest you try crumpled napkins, since you have experience in that area!

^^^ denies it, thus it's confirmed eww!

 

[Yarddog]

And I mean really old lady. The funniest part is when he realized there were cameras on him and tried to play it off.

All I gotta say is she needs to try a lot harder.

 

[TemplarKormac]

^^^ denies it, thus it's confirmed eww!

Damn it man, now I'm getting calls from someone named Shawn Diddy.

You'll pay for this!

You haven't seen the last of me, Spider-Man!

 

[BluesLegend]

Damn it man, now I'm getting calls from someone named Shawn Diddy.

You'll pay for this!

You haven't seen the last of me, Spider-Man!

Yeah, unsee that shit now! Don't challenge me to a wise ass contest again!

 

[TemplarKormac]

Yeah, unsee that shit now! Don't challenge me to a wise ass contest again!

(flies off into the darkness)

 

[Zebra]

Then he offered his arm as they came down the steps and she cold shouldered him while giving him the stink eye.

that can clearly be seen

 

[Zebra]

And I mean really old lady. The funniest part is when he realized there were cameras on him and tried to play it off.

yes, funny!

 

[Ringo]

Cannibal's caveat.

“French Minister of Labor, Health and Solidarity Catherine Vautrin: “We are working now on the important points (of the euthanasia law). The most important one is the consent of the victim.”
“Victim? - interjects the journalist.
“Oh, the patient! The patient, of course!”

 

[Ringo]

 

[skye]

 

[Oddball]