Lyin Ted Cruz is growing a beard, internet memesters pounce...you're ugly either way, Lyin Ted!

[basquebromance]

what is the world coming to?

Ted Cruz shows up with 'beard' on Capitol Hill, Internet pounces

 

[mdk]

You can add “current event” to the long list of things that ain’t what they used to be.

 

[basquebromance]

You can add “current event” to the long list of things that ain’t what they used to be.

this is earth-shattering news, sir.

 

[bodecea]

what is the world coming to?

Ted Cruz shows up with 'beard' on Capitol Hill, Internet pounces

A Rape Face is a Rape Face no matter what.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Ted really gets under thier skin bad LOL

 

[Pilot1]

Cruz will never be an attractive man. I always thought he looked like a cross between a Vampire, and an Evangelist, and I voted for him over Trump in the Primary!

 

[Carl in Michigan]

Cruz will never be an attractive man. I always thought he looked like a cross between a Vampire, and an Evangelist, and I voted for him over Trump in the Primary!

Me too because Cruz is a real conservative. But somehow, as far as IMPLEMENTATION, President Trump has them all beat! God knew what he was doing when He blessed this nation after the 80 years of Obummer.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Beto got blisters on his little lips from sucking the racist Aztlan Nationalist so hard

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

what is the world coming to?

Ted Cruz shows up with 'beard' on Capitol Hill, Internet pounces

A Rape Face is a Rape Face no matter what.

How so? Could you explain?

 

[aaronleland]

If he lets it grow into a real beard he might actually look kinda normal. He could be the only man on Earth who looks like less of a pedophile with facial hair.

 

[Pogo]

Ted really gets under thier skin bad LOL

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What? You're saying Ted Cruz is a plagiarist?

Good for him. He needs a beard if anyone does.

 

[Pogo]

Beto got blisters on his little lips from sucking the racist Aztlan Nationalist so hard

I rated this post as "informative" but I still have no idea what it informed me of.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

If he lets it grow into a real beard he might actually look kinda normal. He could be the only man on Earth who looks like less of a pedophile with facial hair.

What does a pedo look like?

 

[boedicca]

what is the world coming to?

Ted Cruz shows up with 'beard' on Capitol Hill, Internet pounces

I'll be $100 that you're not much to look at.

 

[basquebromance]

what is the world coming to?

Ted Cruz shows up with 'beard' on Capitol Hill, Internet pounces

I'll be $100 that you're not much to look at.

you owe me 100$. please donate it to Trump's campaign.

 

[boedicca]

what is the world coming to?

Ted Cruz shows up with 'beard' on Capitol Hill, Internet pounces

I'll be $100 that you're not much to look at.

you owe me 100$. please donate it to Trump's campaign.

Here's a little story about that: No.

You have not proven that you don't look like a cretin.

 

[aaronleland]

If he lets it grow into a real beard he might actually look kinda normal. He could be the only man on Earth who looks like less of a pedophile with facial hair.

What does a pedo look like?

 

[Carl in Michigan]

If he lets it grow into a real beard he might actually look kinda normal. He could be the only man on Earth who looks like less of a pedophile with facial hair.

What does a pedo look like?

Sorry, that's not a pedo. Please consult your dictionary.

 

[whitehall]

When a politician growing a beard rises to the level of "current events" you need to get a freaking life.

 

[Polishprince]

what is the world coming to?

Ted Cruz shows up with 'beard' on Capitol Hill, Internet pounces

I think that Sen. Cruz is looking forward to 2024. The beard gives him a Lincolnesque look, and Sen. Cruz gives the kind of drama to his speeches the gravitas of the Gettysburg Address, even if he is just commemorating a post office.