Lost jobs due to DOGE

My remote home office was in Rio de Janeiro.....I was nearing retirement as a GS-14 when I got fired from USAID.....My servants and driver are going to miss me.

I was in charge of sending 23 GS-12s out every night into the Amazon rainforest holding a burlap bag/stick while looking for the elusive gamusino......They then retired to their 5-star hotel and started anew the next night. Their sacrifice knows no bounds.

Sadly, despite spending 87 million a year the gamusino may never be found now.
 
Love that first guy! His daughter trying SO HARD to keep from busting a gut laughing!!!!

Awesome!
 
Government employment is not supposed to be a welfare program.
 
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