Look big and yell

[Gracie]

Man repels charging bear with technique learned from birds GrindTV.com

Good idea. I never liked the idea of playing dead either with a charging bear. This method seems to work, lol.

 

[TemplarKormac]

Beans, beans, the musical fruit; the more you eat the more you... eh... well lets say you'll send the bear scurrying for the hills...

 

[ScienceRocks]

I am going to do this to a 2,500 pound Alaskan brown bear! I'll get back to you with the results.

 

[Gracie]

Problem is...the bear will rise up and look big and yell at YOU. LOL

 

[there4eyeM]

"Hmm...humans; soft on the outside, crunchy on the inside..."

 

[blastoff]

What sort of dip do we go with?

 

[there4eyeM]

Bean dip.
Humanbean.

 

[Iceweasel]

The last noise you make will be the bear pooping in the woods.

 

[ninja007]

 

[theDoctorisIn]

"Playing dead" with a brown bear will end with you being eaten, if the bear is hungry.

 

[Muhammed]

I am going to do this to a 2,500 pound Alaskan brown bear! I'll get back to you with the results.

I doubt that, Timmy.