Listen Up, Secretary Mattis

Most civilized societies in history protected their women from the ravages of warfare even while they served in the military. For some reason the liberal establishment seems to think that they are doing women a favor by putting them in combat rolls and in harms way. Let's be honest, a tattooed guy with a PTSD chip on his shoulder would still be able to get the babes and settle down with a family some day and a guy who came back missing a limb would still be attractive to the opposite sex but a tattooed babe with a PTSD chip on her shoulder or a babe missing a limb is likely to end up drunk or dead in some flophouse with a needle in her arm. It's an unfortunate fact of life in the modern world.
 
Most civilized societies in history protected their women from the ravages of warfare even while they served in the military. For some reason the liberal establishment seems to think that they are doing women a favor by putting them in combat rolls and in harms way. Let's be honest, a tattooed guy with a PTSD chip on his shoulder would still be able to get the babes and settle down with a family some day and a guy who came back missing a limb would still be attractive to the opposite sex but a tattooed babe with a PTSD chip on her shoulder or a babe missing a limb is likely to end up drunk or dead in some flophouse with a needle in her arm. It's an unfortunate fact of life in the modern world.

Combat rolls? Never had any of those. I preferred cinnamon rolls for breakfast, and yeast rolls for other meals.

Is that what they call them in the MREs?
 
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