Life sucks

[Colin]

I just got sacked from my job with the Samaritans.

A guy called Abdul phoned and said, "I'm lying on the railway track waiting for the train to come".

I said, "Remain calm and stay on the line" . . .

 

[CausingPAIN]

Lay across both tracks now!

 

[Mr. H.]

I bet you got choo chooed out for that one.

 

[FuelRod]

I went to a local mosque today and was having a great time, going thru magazines.


Then my gun jammed.