Liberals don't want our kids to know right from wrong

[lennypartiv]

There's a simple way to teach our kids right from wrong. The good people of Louisiana have figured it out. Ten simple rules. Unfortunately liberals are getting in the way.

---A federal judge heard arguments at a hearing Monday on whether he should temporarily block a new Louisiana law that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public school classroom by Jan. 1.---

Judge hears arguments to block Louisiana's Ten Commandments displays in schools

A federal judge has heard arguments on whether he should temporarily block a new Louisiana law that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public school classroom by Jan. 1.

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[MarcATL]

Why not use the Koran?

Or even the book of Vishnu for that matter?

 

[Arlette]

There's a simple way to teach our kids right from wrong. The good people of Louisiana have figured it out. Ten simple rules. Unfortunately liberals are getting in the way.

---A federal judge heard arguments at a hearing Monday on whether he should temporarily block a new Louisiana law that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public school classroom by Jan. 1.---

Judge hears arguments to block Louisiana's Ten Commandments displays in schools

A federal judge has heard arguments on whether he should temporarily block a new Louisiana law that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public school classroom by Jan. 1.

apnews.com

Religion hasn't done you any good.

 

[pknopp]

Do as I say, not as I do.

 

[Superbadbrutha]

There's a simple way to teach our kids right from wrong. The good people of Louisiana have figured it out. Ten simple rules. Unfortunately liberals are getting in the way.

---A federal judge heard arguments at a hearing Monday on whether he should temporarily block a new Louisiana law that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public school classroom by Jan. 1.---

Judge hears arguments to block Louisiana's Ten Commandments displays in schools

A federal judge has heard arguments on whether he should temporarily block a new Louisiana law that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public school classroom by Jan. 1.

apnews.com

The Ten Commandments was on display during slavery and Jim Crow, you just didn't read them

 

[BULLDOG]

There's a simple way to teach our kids right from wrong. The good people of Louisiana have figured it out. Ten simple rules. Unfortunately liberals are getting in the way.

---A federal judge heard arguments at a hearing Monday on whether he should temporarily block a new Louisiana law that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public school classroom by Jan. 1.---

Judge hears arguments to block Louisiana's Ten Commandments displays in schools

A federal judge has heard arguments on whether he should temporarily block a new Louisiana law that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public school classroom by Jan. 1.

apnews.com

Only 10? Why not the full 613?

 

[lennypartiv]

The Ten Commandments was on display during slavery and Jim Crow, you just didn't read them

People followed the Ten Commandments back then.

 

[lennypartiv]

Only 10? Why not the full 613?

You mean fifteen?

 

[Crepitus]

There's a simple way to teach our kids right from wrong. The good people of Louisiana have figured it out. Ten simple rules. Unfortunately liberals are getting in the way.

---A federal judge heard arguments at a hearing Monday on whether he should temporarily block a new Louisiana law that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public school classroom by Jan. 1.---

Judge hears arguments to block Louisiana's Ten Commandments displays in schools

A federal judge has heard arguments on whether he should temporarily block a new Louisiana law that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public school classroom by Jan. 1.

apnews.com

If the ten commandments actually taught right from wrong the evangelicals would all be Democrats.

 

[Crepitus]

You mean fifteen?

7.

 

[frigidweirdo]

There's a simple way to teach our kids right from wrong. The good people of Louisiana have figured it out. Ten simple rules. Unfortunately liberals are getting in the way.

---A federal judge heard arguments at a hearing Monday on whether he should temporarily block a new Louisiana law that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public school classroom by Jan. 1.---

Judge hears arguments to block Louisiana's Ten Commandments displays in schools

A federal judge has heard arguments on whether he should temporarily block a new Louisiana law that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public school classroom by Jan. 1.

apnews.com

Well, aside from the fact that you're a parody account, what do you (you as in other people who are reading this, obviously) think is relevant from the 10 commandments for kids in the 21st century?

The 18th century electoral system is way out of date, the 10 commandments were out of date two millennia ago.

 

[Superbadbrutha]

People followed the Ten Commandments back then.

Whose Ten Commandments is the question?

 

[Innocynioc]

Correct moral principles could be stated without including religious belief in the mix. The Seven Tenants presented above are a good example.

 

[Zincwarrior]

I believe these are more appropriate for the school setting:

The Commandments, wrought by His Noodly Appendages​

A key part of being a devout pastafarian is to know and live by the 14 commandments

1. Thou Shalt Have No Other Dishes Before Me.

2. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Alfredo.

3. Thou Shalt Not Cook Thy Pasta In Vain. Always al dente.

4. Thou Shalt Not Eat At Olive Garden For It Is An Abomination In Mine Eyes.

5. Honor Thy Parmesan And Romano.

6. Thou shalt twirl the fork upon the stillness of the spoon.

7. Thou shalt wear one eye patch at a time.

8. Eat, drink and be merry should be in the running, if it so pleases the Maker.

9. Respect the whims of the Midgets, for they are blessed amongst humans, being created first by his noodly appendage.

10. Thou shalt not serve me with powdered macaroni and cheese sauce.

11. Thou shalt not fling pasta upon the wall in an attempt to determine if the pasta is done cooking yet.

12. Thou shalt not stick.

13. Avenge not thy wrongs, but noodle thy enemies.

14. Love thy neighbor like a side order of garlic toast.

 

[g5000]

There's a simple way to teach our kids right from wrong. The good people of Louisiana have figured it out. Ten simple rules. Unfortunately liberals are getting in the way.

---A federal judge heard arguments at a hearing Monday on whether he should temporarily block a new Louisiana law that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public school classroom by Jan. 1.---

Judge hears arguments to block Louisiana's Ten Commandments displays in schools

A federal judge has heard arguments on whether he should temporarily block a new Louisiana law that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public school classroom by Jan. 1.

apnews.com

The Republican nominee is a convicted felon.

He stole from cancer kids.

He committed adultery against THREE wives, including ******* a porn star and a Playboy model.

He stole from the elderly at his fake university.

He committed fraud against investors, banks, and insurance companies.

He can't open his mouth without lying profusely.

He cheated on his taxes to the tune of a quarter billion dollars.

He attempted to overthrow our democracy because he is the worst sore loser of all time.

THIS is the Republican nominee. The best guy they could find. For the most important job in the world.

And then...

And then...


Get this...

YOU come here and tell us the liberals don't want our kids to know right from wrong!






BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!


whoooAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

 

[WorldWatcher]

Why not use the Koran?

Or even the book of Vishnu for that matter?

Maybe Buddism?

..... ..... ..... ..... Taoism might also be a good way to teach write from wrong.


WW

 

[g5000]

I think the LAST thing the moralizing hypocrites want is for our children to know the ten commandments.

Because they might start asking awkward questions.

"Daddy, isn't adultery a sin?"

"Daddy, isn't stealing a sin?"

"Mommy, isn't bearing false witness a sin?"

"Mommy, isn't coveting a sin?"

 

[schmidlap]

There's a simple way to teach our kids right from wrong. The good people of Louisiana have figured it out. Ten simple rules. Unfortunately liberals are getting in the way.

---A federal judge heard arguments at a hearing Monday on whether he should temporarily block a new Louisiana law that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public school classroom by Jan. 1.---

Judge hears arguments to block Louisiana's Ten Commandments displays in schools

A federal judge has heard arguments on whether he should temporarily block a new Louisiana law that requires the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public school classroom by Jan. 1.

apnews.com

Theocratic self-appointed spokespersons for "liberals" apparently don't comprehend the concept of separation of church and state as incorporated into the U.S. Constitution in recognition of the nation's pluralistic constituency.

They "bear false witness" which exemplifies their distain for morality.

 

[g5000]

Wow.

Wow!

A Trumptard actually started a topic about liberals not wanting kids to know right from wrong.


I mean...


I mean...

How the **** do they compartmentalize their alleged brains like that!!?!?

 

[BULLDOG]

I believe these are more appropriate for the school setting:

The Commandments, wrought by His Noodly Appendages​

A key part of being a devout pastafarian is to know and live by the 14 commandments

1. Thou Shalt Have No Other Dishes Before Me.

2. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Alfredo.

3. Thou Shalt Not Cook Thy Pasta In Vain. Always al dente.

4. Thou Shalt Not Eat At Olive Garden For It Is An Abomination In Mine Eyes.

5. Honor Thy Parmesan And Romano.

6. Thou shalt twirl the fork upon the stillness of the spoon.

7. Thou shalt wear one eye patch at a time.

8. Eat, drink and be merry should be in the running, if it so pleases the Maker.

9. Respect the whims of the Midgets, for they are blessed amongst humans, being created first by his noodly appendage.

10. Thou shalt not serve me with powdered macaroni and cheese sauce.

11. Thou shalt not fling pasta upon the wall in an attempt to determine if the pasta is done cooking yet.

12. Thou shalt not stick.

13. Avenge not thy wrongs, but noodle thy enemies.

14. Love thy neighbor like a side order of garlic toast.

Can I get a RAMEN from the congregation?