Letty James and the gran' jury jingle

[justoffal]

Grand jury issues subpoenas in probe of N.Y. Attorney General

This follows an April 14 letter sent by U.S. Federal Housing Finance Agency Director William Pulte, who citing media reports, encouraged U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi and the Department of Justice to investigate James over “falsified bank and property documents, and misrepresenting property...

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Oh letita, stuff that fajita
Cuz jail food ain't so yummy.
You had a chance to do it right
But you're a goddamned dummy.


The orange man, you're not a fan
has kicked you in the Fanni ()
The Jury Grand will take your hand
And girl, they ain't your granny!


And from the slums the tenant comes
with stories of the squalor
To tell them all...just how much gall
It takes to squeeze the dollar!


And dear old dad he ain't so mad
That you would call him hubby...
Cuz he's the kind of guy you know,
who likes them a bit chubby!


So here's to you wretched shrew
We hope your cell's a single
It isn't for your safety bitch
So here's a little jingle!

 

[Oddball]

 

[toobfreak]

He [Letitia's attorney] also pushed back against many of the allegations, chalking them up to clerical errors

Well, they do have a good argument there. Ms. James was after all a DEI hire, so can hardly be faulted for not being able to barely read nor write.

 

[justoffal]

Well, they do have a good argument there. Ms. James was after all a DEI hire, so can hardly be faulted for not being able to barely read nor write.

The same argument the judge rejected in the
Porn star case....