JGalt
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Danville Police arrest two women allegedly stealing guinea pigs from pet store
Police stated that the clerk followed the two women outside of the store to get the guinea pigs back. One of the two women threw one of the guinea pigs at the store clerk while the other one drove over the clerk’s foot with her car.
The clerk and the guinea pig thrown at the clerk are expected to be okay. The other guinea pig is still missing.”
The poor piglet! I'm assuming the police did a full cavity search, didn't they?
Now admit it: This is why you come to USMB, isn't it? Are you not entertained?
Police stated that the clerk followed the two women outside of the store to get the guinea pigs back. One of the two women threw one of the guinea pigs at the store clerk while the other one drove over the clerk’s foot with her car.
The clerk and the guinea pig thrown at the clerk are expected to be okay. The other guinea pig is still missing.”
The poor piglet! I'm assuming the police did a full cavity search, didn't they?

Now admit it: This is why you come to USMB, isn't it? Are you not entertained?

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