You know those evil motherfuckers who call your elderly parents or grandparents and try to scam them out of their life savings?
Donald Trump created a fake university and used it to steal the life savings from the elderly.
Was Trump arrested? Was he sent to jail for these absolutely heinous crimes?
Nope. He was sent to civil court and had to pay a fine.
Slap on the wrist.
Donald Trump stole $1.8 million from his fraudulent charitable foundation.
Was he arrested? Did he go to jail?
Nope. He had to close the foundation and reimburse the money.
Slap on the wrist.
Donald Trump committed fraud on his insurance forms and his income taxes. One example being he increased the valuation of his Trump Tower apartment by using his magical mind to change it from 11,000 square feet to 30,000 square feet.
The largest apartment in NYC is 24,000 square feet, and it ain't Trump's.
But then this is the guy who added ten non-existent floors to Trump Tower, too.
Has Trump been arrested for his tax and insurance fraud?
Nope. He is being taken to civil court in October instead and will end up just paying a fine.
Slap on the wrist.
Donald Trump raped a woman in a department store dressing room.
Was Trump arrested and sent to jail?
Nope. The billionaire just has to pay a $5 million fine.
Slap on the wrist.
Those days of paying fines are over. Trump is going to criminal court exactly where he belongs. Finally.