Merlin1047
Senior Member
1.THE LAW OF COMMON SENSE - Never accept a drink from a urologist.
2.THE LAW OF REALITY - Never get into fights with ugly people, they have
nothing to lose.
3.THE LAW OF SELF SACRIFICE - When you starve with a tiger, the tiger
starves last.
4.THE LAW OF VOLUNTEERING - If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had
better let him lead.
5.THE LAW OF AVOIDING OVERSELL - When putting cheese in a mousetrap,
always leave room for the mouse.
6.THE LAW OF MOTIVATION - Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
7.BOOB'S LAW - You always find something in the last place you look.
8.WEILER'S LAW - Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do
it himself.
9.LAW OF PROBABLE DISPERSAL - Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly
distributed.
10.LAW OF VOLUNTEER LABOR - People are always available for work in the
past tense.
11.CONWAY'S LAW - In any organization there is one person who knows what
is going on. That person must be fired.
12.IRON LAW OF DISTRIBUTION - Them that has, gets.
13.LAW OF CYBERNETIC ENTOMOLOGY - There is always one more bug.
14.LAW OF DRUNKENNESS - You can't fall off the floor.
15.HELLER'S LAW - The first myth of management is that it exists.
16.OSBORNE'S LAW - Variables won't; constants aren't.
17.MAIN'S LAW - For every action there is an equal and opposite government
program.
2.THE LAW OF REALITY - Never get into fights with ugly people, they have
nothing to lose.
3.THE LAW OF SELF SACRIFICE - When you starve with a tiger, the tiger
starves last.
4.THE LAW OF VOLUNTEERING - If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had
better let him lead.
5.THE LAW OF AVOIDING OVERSELL - When putting cheese in a mousetrap,
always leave room for the mouse.
6.THE LAW OF MOTIVATION - Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
7.BOOB'S LAW - You always find something in the last place you look.
8.WEILER'S LAW - Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do
it himself.
9.LAW OF PROBABLE DISPERSAL - Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly
distributed.
10.LAW OF VOLUNTEER LABOR - People are always available for work in the
past tense.
11.CONWAY'S LAW - In any organization there is one person who knows what
is going on. That person must be fired.
12.IRON LAW OF DISTRIBUTION - Them that has, gets.
13.LAW OF CYBERNETIC ENTOMOLOGY - There is always one more bug.
14.LAW OF DRUNKENNESS - You can't fall off the floor.
15.HELLER'S LAW - The first myth of management is that it exists.
16.OSBORNE'S LAW - Variables won't; constants aren't.
17.MAIN'S LAW - For every action there is an equal and opposite government
program.
