Votto
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In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump temporarily suspended all of his fascistic king like powers over the country and the world by allowing protests to rage against him around the country, as well as let democrats continue to shut down the government that Trump has full control over.
Trump gave the following press release.
"For whatever reason, I am allowing this insurrection of protesting with the combination of closing down the government. Just call me merciful as well as being all powerful. It is kind of god like if you ask me.. I dunno, maybe I'm just bored of winning all the time and controlling everything all the time. It's kind of like a dog on a leash, sure, you can do what you like with them 24/7 for their entire life but every once and a while you like to let them off the leash and run wild as they all go hog crazy, but then you have to put the kibosh on it once they run up to a stranger's leg and begin to shag them uncontrollably. Only then do you need to whip out the shock collar and start all over again, if you know what I mean."
"You know, I would say that I'm just a little bit of a genius really. Just hold all the power in the world and then surrender it at random on a whim. If you can't convince them, then confuse them, that's what I always say. But then who needs to convince them cuz I'm king for life right? I have democrats on camera saying that if I got elected then I'm king for life, right? It is something I really appreciate them saying and supporting. Without their support on this matter, it could never have happened. I won't disappoint them, they will end up thanking me bigly, believe me."
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