When is that 350-lb. fat pig going to have his second heart attack already? I was disgusted with Kevin Smith several years ago when he had this huge, attention-whoring media baby tantrum because Southwest Airlines made him buy a second seat for his "island unto himself" girth. So apparently it's Southwest's fault that this pachyderm couldn't put down the ******* knife and fork all his life and can't safely fit into one seat. Just another sniveling victim in our victim-packed society.